The Muppet Show Script- Tim Brooke-Taylor

[Skye]

Aww, yay for an update! And welcome back officially, Marty!

I loved this new part you added. It's so much fun. I loved how Tim and Fozzie were relating to each other and I loved their jokes together! I'll admit, I had to think a bit about the tap dancer one, but I think it is my favorite! Love Tim sticking up for Fozzie, too! Statler and Waldorf had that coming! And I adore the Wayne and Wanda sketch as well, very creative!

Awesome stuff, Marty! And while Tim may not be looking forward to it (), I'm surely looking forward to more!

 

[MartyMuppets]

I'll have to think about what should happen in Tim's second sketch Caroline.
But it'll be finished soon and then I shall re-submit my other script with Harry Secombe with the improved changes.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Here's a good idea for a Statler and Waldorf gag after the Wayne and Wanda sketch.
Waldorf: You must admit one thing Statler.
Statler: What's that?
Waldorf: They certainly brought down the house with their song.
(they both laugh)

 

[MartyMuppets]

Kermit: Once again folks, I present Mr.Tim Brooke-Taylor.
(curtain opens revealing a primary school classroom with Tim in the role of a student among boy and girl muppets at their desks. The door opens and a what-not teacher enters. They all stand up to greet him)
Tim and kid muppets: Good morning Teacher.
Teacher: Good morning students. (sees what Tim is wearing) Excuse me. (pointing) Young man. Come to me.
Tim: Me sir?
Teacher: Yes you. Right now.
(Tim trembles and slowly walks away from his desk up to the teacher)
Teacher: What is that you are wearing?
Tim: This is the Union Jack waistcoat I saved up my pocket money to buy during the holidays.
Teacher: Well what do you mean wearing it to school? You should know better then to wear anything other than the school uniform.
Tim: But sir. I'm proud to be a British student. That's why I bought this.
Teacher: I'm sorry but the rules are only the school uniform may be worn. No exceptions.
Tim: (starting to cry) It's not fair. I want to wear the emblem of my country. I should have the right to express my British heritage.
Teacher: For the last time boy. You can wear that waistcoat all you want anywhere except here at school.
(Tim starts bawling his head off when suddenly the door opens again and another what-not enters)
Other what-not: Excuse me.
Teacher: Who are you?
What-not: I'm a messenger from Her Royal Majesty, the Queen. I have an important announcement from her. As of today she decrees that the school uniforms all over Britain shall be changed to the following strict code. A Union Jack waistcoat and a pair of large rubber ears in honour of her son, the heir to the throne. (he hold up the ears)
(Tim and all the other students cheer joyfully and the sketch ends with them all changing into their waistcoats and showing off their big ears laughing merrily)

Talking Houses
House 1: I have to go to a funeral tomorrow.
House 2: Oh dear. What's happened?
House 1: My best friend's grandfather was condemned and demolished.

The conclusion coming soon.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I have a really big finish planned. You're gonna love it.
Will be posted very soon.

 

[Skye]

Aww Marty, very fun update! I have to say that I adore the Statler and Waldorf joke you attached onto your last update, hehe... that made me giggle. Very cute sketch with Tim and the Union Jack waistcoat... such a happy ending to that! And very witty houses joke... perfectly written, it totally sounds just like something they would've said!

I'll be sad that it's ending, but I look forward to seeing what you've written to finish your script off!

 

[crazed gonzo fa]

Awesomely awesome as usual BBG, thanks again! God Bless You!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Ah cgf. I've just PMed you about my update and I see you've already seen it.
The early bird catches the worm. God bless you also.

 

[crazed gonzo fa]

Thanks!

 

[Kiki]

I have a really big finish planned. You're gonna love it.
Will be posted very soon.

Ooh! Can't wait, Marty! I'm oln the dge of my seat 'ere!