"The Moppet Family..."

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Aren't you going to introduce us, DanDan? And where is that moose on toast? One is hungry. After that, does anyone fancy flying to Button Mooon in an over-sized baked bean can?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: You always were a Button Moon fan

Fem: I don't see what's---

DanDan: You would never let me watch Rainbow. It was always "Button Moon" this and "Magic Roundabout" that and "don't put that in your mouth it's on fire"...

Fem: Introducing...

DanDan: Oh PeaPea. This is my toaster *gestures to toaster* It will make the toast for our moose on toast later. And this is my companion, Fem Taeer

Fem: How do you do?

 

[The Count]

Avast ye numb skulls, raise the sails! We've got to catch that bilge who stole our family... Well, my niece and nephew.
*Fog rolls in as ghost ship continues sailing towards Hebbage's ship.

 

[Lucy]

*Back at the shoe*

PeaPea: You leave my Button Moon obsession alone....you never could resist that Mr Spoon. He was quite a dishy spoon.... Anyway! What has my dear little DanDan being doing....since I've been here? Is that darned moose ready yet??

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Since last time we spoke, several decades ago I've guest starred on Will and Grace, won Big Brother, eaten an entire hay-stack in three minutes flat, been arrested for bigamy 15 times...

*time passes*

....been blue, bought a pet foot, eaten my nephew, eaten my nephew's babysitter's brother....

*several hours later*

...and painted my toe-nails red. And that's the last 50 years of my life right up until you called me yesterday

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Well, let's hear about my life. I was born and raised on Button Moon with Mr and Mrs Spoon. I then entered a ten-year period of time where I don't remember anything and then I cleaned a stilletto and came here. Moose?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Please *takes moose and dunks it in tea*

Fem: So, when you were on Button Moon did you..... *DanDan gives him a look* Never mind. I think there's, err..... *sprints into kitchen*

 

[redBoobergurl]

I certainly hope we catch up to Hebbage's ship soon. This sea air is making my fur curl! Of course, I'm worried about our niece and nephew too, but look at me! My fur is all poofy!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *on a boat* *sings* Give me sunshine...all the while...*thunder, rain*...*sings* I'm singing in the rain...no, stop, I am not singing at all. For goodens sake don't let teh twins hear this...

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Hevej: *hears the twins*

(EDIT: OOC: Welcome to Luzy/PeaPea real-life-fiend of Dan's and MF friend of Dan-Dans. And, Beth, that last comment had me rolling!)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

(EDIT: OOC: real-life-fiend of Dan's

Ha! That's me

*in the giant shoe*

DanDan: Come along then, PeaPea. It's getting late here, and I'm feeling tired. Either that or the pill I found by the side of the road and put promptly into my mouth is starting to kick in

Fem: You ate a pill you found by the side of the road????

DanDan: Not a pill. More like a button. And furthermore *Collapses*

Fem: I'll get these 2 insane people to bed...