"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

On board the Ghost Ship

*shakes head* Where am I? *looks around* This is starting to scare me. Yakky? *looks at Yakky* YAKKY!? Wake up! *shakes Yakky*

Yakky: What?!

*points around*

Yakky: I see. Where are we?

Not sure. Wake up Biggy. Maybe he knows.

Yakky: HEY STUPID! *slaps Biggy*

Biggy: OW! That hurt. Why do you do that to me?!

Yakky: Do you know why were on this ship?

Biggy: What ship?

Yakky: The one were on right now.

Biggy: *looks around* Uh I don't know? I thought I was still on dry land.

There has to be some reason were on this ship. I remember doing something before this happened. But what was it? Come on guys. Lets go search the ship for some food.

Yakky: Sounds good.

Biggy: Could eat a horse.

 

[theprawncracker]

*paddle boat crashes into Father's motorboat* Oh drat...Mrs. Jones! I told you to steer!

Mrs. Jones: Avast laddie, you try steering with a hook for a hand!

Since when did you have a hook for a hand?

Mrs. Jones: Since...um...arrrr!

It's not a real hook is it?

Mrs. Jones: Aye, ye caught me lad. But, if you'd be willin to cut the hand off for me I know a great hook maker...

*head slap*

 

[Vic Romano]

*blinks out of trance
Did you say food? Now yer' talkin' my lingo. Hold up, Kyle; I'm comin' too.

 

[The Count]

Don't worry dear, we'll soon be there. We're being guided by the North Star... And the directions I got from that machine of mine on the twins' location before we left. Think I'll join the boys down in the galleys and get some dinner. Anything for you? If you want something later, just call the headless waiter.

 

[Erine81981]

Down in the galley........

Ohhhh this is some good american and wizard food, Mr Cole.

Yakky: *mouthful* Cooln't shay more.

Biggy: That's what it was. *holding fork in hoof*

What?

Biggy: We're saving Miss Ming and the twins.

Oh yea. Seems we're always on these wild twins and nanny chases. *goes back to eatting*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Jack you little...oh, Miss Jones, how, er, nice to see you again. Would you mind taking your...er...craft out of my...helm?

 

[The Count]

*After a full night of sailing... The storm's a comin'... Better go on down below while I set the ship to steer itself. We'll be almost upon that scalliwag in no time at all. Be prepared to board his ship when we sneak up on it.
*Sets helm to self navigation setting, then goes down below with rest of family to wait out the storm.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Mingo...there's something I should have told you about the provisions...they...might jsut escape in a minute. Hang on, I'll be right back. *runs down below to check on the twins*

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Father: *trying to extract motor boat from paddel boat* I wish people wouldn't keep putting their oar in...

 

[theprawncracker]

You know Moppet, this would've all been avoided if you would've just given us a ride in the first place...

Mrs. Jones: Arr, he's right laddie, so what do you say give us ride now, or we'll hang yer head from the mast of this paddle boat!

Mrs. Jones, paddle boat's don't have masts...

Mrs. Jones: Ar...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile...at Wal*Mart*
Narrator: As we can see...DanDan has sent Fem Taeer shopping

Fem: Hey *looks up* When did we get a narrator?

Narrator: Just now. I'm being payed in magic beans

Fem: *frowns* Well could you just be a bit quieter, you're distracting me

Narrator: Sorry. *Whispers* As we can see...

Fem: I CAN STILL HERE YOU!!

Narrator: Oh forget it, I'm leaving *leaves*

Fem: Now what did DanDan say she wanted? Milk for me, moose milk for her. Sugar for me, powdered goose for DanDan. Veruca cream for me, whipped cream for DanDan...