DanDan: Since last time we spoke, several decades ago I've guest starred on Will and Grace, won Big Brother, eaten an entire hay-stack in three minutes flat, been arrested for bigamy 15 times...
*time passes*
....been blue, bought a pet foot, eaten my nephew, eaten my nephew's babysitter's brother....
*several hours later*
...and painted my toe-nails red. And that's the last 50 years of my life right up until you called me yesterday