"The Moppet Family..."

[Vic Romano]

Mmmm.... Ghost ship...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*still alone on the moose*

Fem: ....there'll be 0 green bottles standing on the wall. I'm lonely!! DanDan?? DANDAN????

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*back at the DanDan residence*

DanDan: I forgot to tell you, my friend is coming to stay with us

Fem: Oh I see, when?

DanDan: In about 5 minutes

Fem: I see.....WHAT??????

DanDan: Well she's taking all of her things with her

Fem: 5 MINUTES???

DanDan: I told her she can have your bedroom

Fem: 5 MINUTES???

DanDan: And only god knows when she's leaving...

Fem: FIVE MINUTES??????

DanDan: But I should warn you, she has very high morals. She's not in anyway like me. She likes things tidy and normal

Fem *sigh of relief*: Really?

DanDan: NO!! *runs around shoe knocking everything over*

 

[Lucy]

Peapea: *Knocks on door* Hello...it's meee! *randomly jumps around and shrieks*. Just kidding. I was a cleaner on 'how clean is your stiletto' and I have come to clean your shoe. And stay with DanDan while I'm at it....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: PeaPea!! *runs to greet her, kissing her on the cheek* You taste of moose!! Come in, shed your skin- I mean your bags!! And have a seat. You must meet my family. They're all stranded on some "boat" at the moment, but when they come back I'll be sure to introduce you!

Anyway, until they get back, I'd like you to meet my pet foot "Fem Taeer." I bought him at a pet shop a few months back. He was just a normal foot until my niece cast a spell on him...I've said too much

 

[Lucy]

Peapea: Moooose???? Mooose??? I had hoped that i would taste more like polish....and.....wine gums.... *sprays cleaning stuff onto DanDan* There we go. Shall we go in now??

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: That sounds like a plan, PeaPea. I say, you've become so sensible. With your "cleaning." What happened to the days when we'd play Twister wearing two towels wrapped around our heads in the middle of a public motorway

Fem Taeer: I sincerely hope...

DanDan: Those were the days, PeaPea. Anyway, come on in. I've prepared you a bedroom. It's covered in frogs, but they're mostly friendly. Apart from that poisonous one. Just give him a good kick if he gives you any trouble

Fem: But...

DanDan: I prepared some moose on toast. Slightly cannibalistic, but jolly nice. Would you like some?

 

[D'Snowth]

Did you ever wonder what the world would be like if it was made of spoons?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Of course I would, I would be absolutley-discombooteratedly-happy to have moose on toast. But before that, I must take off my shoes and replace them with small plastic bags, to protect my feet from the underfloor mooses.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Are you implying that my house is dirty?

Fem: DanDan, there's a layer of your skin being used as...

DanDan: Quiet you or I'll put you in the pencil sharpener

Fem: I'll be good.