"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Kyle, hi, er, how did you get here? Um, why did you get here? Why did you eat a plushie spinich???

Look, kid-next-door, can you distract Dan-Dan while I break for it? I'll make it worth your while.

(Audio Commentry: Due to contracting regulations, Father had to refer to the Spinach as Plushie, not Plush becuase Plush Spinach was a registered trademark of a local Punk Band.)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: No one will be distracting DanDan

Fem: Hey look at that wallpaper

DanDan: Wow! That is fine wallpaper

*stares at wallpaper for some time*

Fem: That should do it *winks*

(AC: This is the first time in TV history a foot has winked)

 

[Beauregard]

Is it? I never really noticed. *looskc losely at the wallpaper*

What's so special about it?

(Audio Commentry: The wallpaper for this episode was custom drawn by resident artist Vibs)

 

[Erine81981]

You know I don't know how I got here? Oh well. Come on.... *coughs up the plushly spinach*...Mr. Spinach. *as Kyle walks out the door* What do we want to do today?

(Audio Commentry: This plushy that Kyle holds is one the rarest plush to find in the market for "Moppet Family" merindice.)

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs! Vibs! Where are you!!

Vibs: here...

Viq: Oh...

Vibs ...

Viq: Where are we??!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: Oh dear, the twins are lost. Maybe we should help them

DD: Maybe we should eat them

Fem: Never mind

(AC: Deleted from this episode is a scene featuring a duet between Elton John and Aunt DanDan. This song, entitled "We're Weird" can only be seen on the "Best Of The Moppet Family" Volume 2 DVD)

 

[Beauregard]

*wiping forehead* I knew my sence of decency would defeat him once more.

I must remember to thank that foot one day...wait...thank a FOOT? *frown* I'll just finish sewing this aubergine shall I, speakin gof which this food work is making me hungry. SUZAN!!!! When's lunch? I wonder if you can make some of the Mushroom stuffed potatoes that Mr Harvey loves. No, not with that, with that! *points* Oh, for goodness sake.

(Audio Commentry: "I must remember to thank that foot one day," fast became a global sogon appearing on car bumper stickers across the coutry, mostly pirated bumper stickers used without any copywrite whatsoever. However, this suited Hevej and Jack just fine, so we let it slide.)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*after hours worth of wallpaper staring*

Fem: Oh come on, DanDan, even you cannot be this stupid
DanDan: Try me
Fem: Of all the enchanted feet in the world...why did this beast have to pick this one?

(AC: This episode also marks another mentioning of Mr. Moppet's secretary Susan, who has no actress and has never been seen before. The odds are either DanDan ate her and didn't tell anyone or she never existed.)

 

[theprawncracker]

Wow, there's nothing going on at the Moppet house today...Maybe I should ask Mr. Moppet for a job at his office...

(AC: During ths scene, no one else was on the set but the actor who plays Jack and the camera man. Because it was 4:00 am.)

 

[Harvey Towers]

*Mr Harvey walks in the door of his office following his two-week secondment*

(AC: The 'Mr Harvey secondment story' was infact written in at a later date to cover for the short period where the actor playing Mr Harvey left the show due to a pay dispute. Also - despite there good on-screen relationship - the actors playing Mr Moppet and Mr Harvey have never really got on. Following a short spell during whch the ratings suffered, Mr Harvey eventually gladly returned, even waving the standard 'no-foot clause' of his old contract.)

*Spots Mr Moppet and one of his relatives (the blue-ish one) staring at the wallpaper*

We're back! Did I miss anything?

*SuZan enters, disturbing a large pile of memo's*

(AC: The large pile of Memo's from the Management used in this scene were subsqently placed in a charity auction but sadly have so far failed to reach there reserve price.)