"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

I desperatly need a cup of tea...

*looks at the Cole House*

So, if anyone can think of a decent excuse to go in there, please advise.

(Audio Comentry: This is the first Moppet Family Episode to contain an Audio Commentry by cast and crew, and we are all very excited about it)

 

[theprawncracker]

Well, we could go ask to borrow a cup of sugar...

(AC: Actually, the correct line for Jack to say was, "Well, we could go ask to have a cup of sugar. But, the other line went over well with the union workers, so we kept it.)

Mrs. Jones: Um Jack, can I go?

Oh yeah go ahead, sorry for the trouble Luella, lunch tomorrow?

Mrs. Jones: Yes, that'd be lovely.

(AC: Mrs. Jones was actually going to stay for an 8 part episode geust starring Eddie Murphy and ending in the whole cast singing "The Rainbow Connection," but Mrs. Jones didn't go over well with the children viewing the show, so the character and the 8 part episode was dropped.)

 

[Beauregard]

(Audio Commentry: Also to be noted is that her charcter had to fly to Hollywood to sign a contract for a commercial in the middle of shooting so the script was re-written to have Vibs turn ehr into a puppy, however the dog-training time took almost as long as waiting for Madam to return, and cost more, so in future if a member goes, they will be eaten by Dan-Dan not turned into a puppy, according to the production Execs...)

Nice idea, Jack. How cunning.

*knocks on the Cole door*

Any one in?

*to self*

We could always use the catflap.

 

[The Count]

*Emerging from darkness within... Yeeeeeeess?
Oh hello Bo, came in for a spot of tea? Well, not tea time yet, then again maybe it is. Sure, we can put the kettle on and have it steamed the way you like it... The tea, not the kettle.

*OOC: Season 1? We left that season far behind in our dust after the whole Disney Vacation episode.
*OOC2: Audio commentary? Oh great, even more to distract from the main reading.
Well, your thread, just trying to muddle my way through it. Eh, will do my best, keep on with the AC if you guys want.

*BIC: Now girls, play nicely with your twin cousins. And make sure you all play fairly now Ann. You're the eldest and your sisters look up to you.

*To others: Come in, what will the rest of you have to drink?
*Busies himself in the kitchen getting stuff ready.

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh wonderful. I always enjoy a nice spot of tea.

(AC: The actor who plays Jack is not British, and enjoys loads of sugar in his tea.)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Meanwhile...in DanDan's large shoe house*

Fem: So we live in a large shoe?
DanDan: What do you care, you're a foot. Now wait there, I'll mix us up some smoothies.
*goes into kitchen*
Fem: Hey DanDan, I cannot help but notice you're acting awfully normal lately.

*DanDan emerges from the kitchen totally naked apart from a grass skirt and bra
made of one shell*

DanDan: Smoooothie!! Smooooothie!! Smooothie!!
Fem: Get me out of here *faints*

(AC: For legal reasons, this scene was never actually shown on screens on account of the nakedness and blueness of Aunt DanDan. During filming, the actor playing Fem was replaced by a wax foot so it didn't have to witness the nudity)

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Lallalalala!!

Vibs: huh?

Viq: ... I was singing a song...

Vibs: It was out of tune.

Viq: *frowns*

 

[theprawncracker]

So, Mr. Cole, I see that you collect rare magic thingys. So do I. You wouldn't believe this one I got last year, it was a steal!

*Family looks at Jack*

You know ha ha...like um...it was really cheap. Yeah cheap!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*A blue creature crashes through the wall with a foot on her shoulder*

Fem: I'm sorry, I tried to stop her. But I don't have any thumbs...

DanDan: So, this is where the action is.

*picks up a lamp on Mr. Cole's cabinet*

DanDan: Oh what does this do.

Fem: DanDan, I think you should put that down.

DanDan: Quiet you or I'll eat you faster than a haystack covered in ketchup. This is awfully dirty

Fem: DanDan, put it down

DanDan: That's it *eats Fem* Mr. Cole, you should really dust this down a bit

*rubs lamp*
*a genie appears, played by Dan Blake*

Genie: Good lord, it's stuffy in there

DanDan: Where did I put Fem?

Fem (from inside of DanDan's stomach): Mmmf mmf! (I need to go!!)

DanDan: Good thinking Fem. I should eat a mango. I think I have some in the kicthen at home. Come on Fem

Fem (from DanDan's gut): Mmmmf (where else was I gonna go)

Genie: But what about me? 3 wishes??

DanDan: I drive a lemon, there's plenty of room

Genie: Oh cool.

*they leave through the hole DanDan left on the way in*
*as DanDan drives away her lemon turns into a sports car-- 1 Wish Gone*

 

[theprawncracker]

No fair! Why did DanDan get a genie? All I got was this stupid baby!

(AC: During shooting of this scene, the actor playing Jack hadn't had any sleep the night before, so he was rather crabby. We gave him a pink frosted cookie, then he was ok.)