"The Moppet Family..."

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*Comes back from the kitchen oblivious to what just happened. OK... Steamed tea for Bo, tea with loads of sugar for Jack, and an ice cold tea for me.

Oh my, DanDan must've been here. Well, at least the repairs take care of themselves here.
*Wall seals back on itself, undoing the gaping wound from where DanDan crashed through.
And he/she/it took the lamp... And released that male genie? Well, DanDan will find out soon that wishes have a nasty habit of coming true. And I wouldn't joke about how some of the items in your stash were a steal to obtain Jack... They have a way of punishing those who took the items when they shouldn't have. But enough unpleasantries...
Tell me Bo, what new job do they have you working at down there at Wilson's?
 

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Oh, that. Well...Apparently they wish for me to desing stuffed vegtables, not your average meat-stuffed peppers etc, but rather the soft toy variety, not edible, of coruse. I sketched a few designes for a stuffed Celeriac but the managers apparently had never heard of the thing, and thought it was rude...but, that's the way life goes. *pours a top-up on the tea*
 

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Plush stuffed toy vegetables huh? Well, at least you can always go to your local grocery for inspiration. Then of course, there's the direction you want to give the overall line... Guess you'll just wing it with your neat little sketches.
*OOC: Especially since Vibs does such great sketches.

*BIC: Goodness knows... Stuck those pumpkins...
*Conversation trails off with sporadic bursts of laughter at times.

Oh, look at the time... Sorry to keep you here Bo. Just LMK if there's anything you may need my help with. Was good to see you again today.
 

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Wow, the time just flies by doesn't it?

(AC: Actually, we just ran out of film for the day and ended it here)
 

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*a large sandwich is sitting in DanDan's seat with a foot*

Fem: I told you not to fiddle with magic

DanDan: Stupid genie!! I said make me a sandwich, not make me a sandwich

Fem: What's the difference?

DanDan: Well...one turns me into a sandwich and one gets me a hassle-free dinner

Fem: Well, I'd help you change back, but it's just a shame you wasted your last wish turning your sports car back into a lemon

DanDan: Hey! That was his fault

Fem: What have I let myself in for?
 

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*later...*

*back at office*

Hmm..."Affixes a label to stuffed vegetable* "Do not alow any one under the age of 27 or over 72 to play with this stuffed artichoke, due to small parts that will certainly, if inserted into orifeces, make one choke."
 

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*outside the office, DanDan has taken Fem for a walk on a leash*

Fem: This is so degrading

DanDan: Hey, isn't that where my sister's brother's sister's brother's husband works? Maybe I should pop in and say "Wahoo!!"

Fem: DanDan, the man is trying to earn a living, I didn't turn you back into a human so you could--

DanDan: Is that never talking about it again?

Fem: Sorry, DanDan

DanDan: So we're decided...I'm going to visit my brother at the office

Fem: *sigh*

DanDan: Don't wheeze like that or I'll have you made into glue!!

*meanwhile in the office, Bo is working hard*
*DanDan bursts through wall just next to door*

Fem: I'm so sorry, Mr. Moppet. I'll never come here again

DanDan: I thought I'd pay you a visit. And say Wahoo!

(AC: The leash used in this episode was originally featured in the 1992 Madonna video "Human Nature")
 

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*leaping up*

Ahh! The freak is back...Episode 2: Return of the freak...*cough*...*holds out stuffed spinach for protection* Shoo!
 

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Beauregard said:
*leaping up*

Ahh! The freak is back...Episode 2: Return of the freak...*cough*...*holds out stuffed spinach for protection* Shoo!
Ohhhh I just love spinach. *grabs it from Mr. Moppet and eats it* Mmmmmm good green stuff. Needs salt tho.
 

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Fem: Put the spinach down and no one gets hurt

DanDan: Oh quiet, Fem

*hits Fem with a wet fish*

(AC: This is the first episode Aunt DanDan ever wore a kilt)
 
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