"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

Goes back to the Moppet's house........

Hey Ted; c'mon! I wanna' build a bar-b-q spit in the back yard and burn some furniture.

*sees Vic and Ted out back* Hey guys. Have you seen these new plushies? There really cool. Look. *pulls Gobo and the Fraggles* Woops wrong pocket! *puts back the fraggle five* Here there it is. *pulls out Mr. Spinach* Isn't he cute? Ya'll should go get you and Ted some. There the talk of the town. Whats that Mr. Spinach? Yea that would be a good idea. Come on we can all go.

(AC: This the first time to see the fraggles ever mention. Man did we have to pay millions of dollars just for that one little sence. Look at your hair, Vic. Now thats funny.)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile in a farmiliar shoe*
*DanDan comes home after grocery shopping*

Fem: Oh good you're home. Did you get everything on the list I gave you

DanDan: Well...not exactly

Fem: What do you mean? Did you get the milk?

DanDan: I bought a cow

Fem: How about the eggs?

DanDan: I bought a hen

Fem: Did you buy the beef?

DanDan: I bought another cow

Fem: Two cows?? What are we going to do with TWO cows??

DanDan: I figured we could ride one each

Fem: DanDan, I'm a foot! I don't ride cows

DanDan: Fine, I'll take it back and buy you a horse

Fem: *frowns* Why do I even bother?

(AC: Original footage of this episode saw Fem Taeer, DanDan's pet foot, get so frustrated at DanDan's shopping that he went on a killing spree shortly afterwards. However, these scenes were cut after several viewers complained that Fem couldn't hold a gun properly)

 

[theprawncracker]

I found your pencil Mr. Moppet!

(AC: That same pencil was sold on E-Bay by a camera operator. It sold for $2.5 million. It was said to have the actor playing Father's bite marks on it. It really didn't, but now, that same camera operator is now the funder of the hit T.V. show, T*K*O)

What? How did I get here? Oh, um...well, I was wondering, I'm kinda low on cash, and maybe I could be your secretary or something?

 

[Vic Romano]

Okay Kyle; we'll go get some... plushies... we can use 'em on our bar-b-q. But uh; why the **** does everyone have audio commentary?

(AC - Whoo boy, I remember when I didn't know this was a DVD and that every waking moment of my life was being recorded for the amusment of others... you dirty savages...)

 

[Beauregard]

By my secretary? And what about Suzan? Hmm...I guess she could get another job description...MR HARVEY!!!! Jack wants a job..

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Hey Ted; c'mon! I wanna' build a bar-b-q spit in the back yard and burn some furniture.

*starts dragging the family furniture outside*

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Okay Kyle; we'll go get some... plushies... we can use 'em on our bar-b-q.

Plarfshies! Woof noofd larf's oof plarfshies! Barfire time!

Translation: We need lot's of plushies! Bonfire time!

 

[Beauregard]

*at work*

It is so good to know that Vic is at school today...

 

[The Count]

*At home: It's good to know that Vic isn't burning down any of our old family furniture. Remember how much we had to plead with Grandma to let us have those rocking chairs and give Christy that armoir and chest of drawers?
Yes, good thing it's safe at their home.

 

[Harvey Towers]

At Wilson's...

(AC: Aunt DanDan talking directly to Mr Harvey marks a turning point in interaction between the family. Mr Harvey had until now not been speaking to DanDan retrospectivly due to his/her suggestion that SuZan was not real, made in a previous audio commentary. SuZan is real alive and well; she just doesn't get paid as much as the others.)

Put the potage down for a minute Mr Moppet and listen! Remember when I was away at that Wilson's Retreat and Brainstorming Seminar, I was away at? Well while I was there I was phscyo-analysed by a pro-fessional phscyo-analyser... Oh don't worry, it's standard procedure they tell me. His conclusion: that I should spend more time with my my family! But, in the absence of my family I though the next best thing would be to spend more time with your family! Mr Moppet, I'm moving in!

Now, all we need now is someone to look after Wilson's while we're away. It's not an easy job as you well know Mr Moppet! This will take a rigorous interview process. Question 1: who is in the office just now? Right, you two...

*points to Jack and Aunt DanDan*

...You've got the job!

(AC: any scene suggesting that DanDan left the office in her previous post should be put down to thee imcompetance and lack of creative talent of the director.)

SuZan? Did you unpack our cases? Good! Now pack them again and we're going to Mr Moppet's house! And bring the veg, we'll have soup for lunch!