"The Moppet Family..."

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: Does that mean we're going on a roadtrip?

Tabby: Yes, I love roadtrips!

Ann: But it gets boring...

Tabby: That's okay, we'll sing to pass the time.

Kelly: Yeah!

All three: 99 bottle of milk on the wall,
99 bottles of milk,
take one down,
pass it around,
98 bottles of milk on the wall.
98 bottles of milk on the wall,
98 bottles of milk
Take one down,
pass it around,
97 bottles of milk on the wall
97 bottles of milk on the wall
96 bottles of milk
take one down
pass it around
98 bottles of milk on the wall...

Tabby: <falls asleep>

Ann and Kelly: 97 bottles of milk on the wall,
94 bottles of milk,
take one down,
pass it around
93 bottles of milk on the wall
94 bottles of milk on the wall
94 bottles of milk
take one down
pass it around
93 bottles of milk on the wall
92 bottles of milk on the wall
92 bottles of milk
take one down
pass it around
92 bottles of milk on the wall
92 bottles of milk on the wall
92 bottles of milk...

Kelly: <falls asleep>

Ann Take one down... Hey, they fell asleep. Oh well. Hey Mr. Bandit, you never did answer those questions I had. How many poems have you written? How do you think of them? How do you come up with so many words that rhyme? Can I read your book when it's done? What if I can't read yet by then? Do you think Daddy would read it to me? How many poems long will it be? How long are your poems?

 

[theprawncracker]

*stares* ...Ok, that's it, I'm turning this hot-wired car around and taking you three annoying penguins home! Sheesh, I've got better things to do with my time like make a diamond heist! *drives to Cole Household* Alright here we are, and if your dad asks what you've been up to all day...Tell him you were making mud pies...Bye! *drives away* *drives back* Oh wait, I live across the street...*parks at Moppet house*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: But Mr. Bandit- my questions!!!!!!

Tabby: Bye Jack! <waves>

Kelly: Yeah, bye! <waves>

<girls start walking inside>

Ann: Well. That was fun.

Tabby: I told you it would be.

Kelly: Yes, but we still don't know what a penguin is!

<girls look at each other and run inside>

All three: DAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?????

 

[The Count]

*Startled by girls returning home... What's a what? Oh, a penguin? Well, they're birds who can't really fly but are good swimmers, live in cold places like Antarctica, and are covered with black and white feathers. Some people have even domesticated them and trained them to enter comical situations holding up cue cards from time to time... But why would you... And don't think I don't know what you three were up to, I have my sources.
Now then, your mother will want to give you a bath and some fresh clothes before we sit down to breakfast.

 

[Beauregard]

*pulls through the gates into the huge white building that is Our-Can Asylam*

*to armed guard* Is this the right place to see a doctor about a boy who sees parents where Fairy Godmothers are?

 

[Vic Romano]

And have you seen my pet chimp?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*at DanDan's*

DanDan: Wow, there's nothing going on...

Fem: Perhaps we should play a game. How about Monoploy?

DanDan: Ate it

Fem: OK then. How about Cluedo?

DanDan: Ate it

Fem: OK....what about Operation. You love Operation

DanDan: Ate it

Fem: I see...Payday

DanDan: Ate it

Fem: Snakes and Ladders??

DanDan: Ate it

Fem: Trivial Pursuit????

DanDan: Ate it

Fem: WELL THEN...HOW ABOUT SCRABBLE??????

DanDan: Ate it

Fem: ARE THERE ANY GAMES YOU DIDN'T EAT??????

DanDan: Jenga- you fool

Fem: Jenga!! JENGA!! That's a great idea!! Where is it?

DanDan: You lent it to Isis

Fem: I see...*leaves room*

 

[redBoobergurl]

*looks at the kittens* Yes my darlings, a bath! You've been out for a long time and you're all just filthy! Upstairs right now, no protesting. *chuckles to self* Ah, to be young again. *walks upstairs to tend to the kittens in the bathroom*

 

[Vibs]

Aaah how nice. A whole new day, a newly wed couple driving by the Moppet House, and a new post from Vibs (and Viq).

_______

Viq: *sitting in the window in the twin's room, starring at random passing things outside* Oh look, a groom and his bride! She is wearing a white dress!

Vibs: *playing with dolls* Brides usually do.

Viq: Not always.

Vibs: Well, but often...

Viq: Oh look a passing stranger!

Vibs: ... wau, I'm flabbergasted...

Viq: Vibs, I don't like when you are sarcastic. I never know when you actually mean what you're saying or not.

Vibs: *undresses barbie* oh really? ... Viq, you are the smartest baby in the world. - How was that?

Viq: Sarastic...

Vibs: Viq, you have no brain.

Viq: Honest...

Vibs: *searches for dress on floor* I hate your outfit...

Viq: sarastic...

Vibs: Viq, your face is cuter than mine.

Viq: sarcastic... very...

Vibs: *finds dress* Viq, you look like dad.

Viq: Do you think dad is nice looking?

Vibs: *dresses barbie and puts her hair in three ponytails* Nope.

Viq: Honest...

 

[theprawncracker]

*walks past twins' room* Oh no...THEY'RE BACK!! AHHHH!! *locks self in office*