"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

THAT'S IT! PULL OVER!!

Telemachus: Yes sir! *pulls over* What's wrong Jack?

Oh, I don't know, maybe it's the fact that I'VE BEEN IN A MOOSE'S MOUTH FOR 5 MILES GOING FULL SPEED DOWN A FREEWAY!!!

Telemachus: Sheesh, temper, temper...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: That was a fun ride!

Kelly: Uh, yeah, it... it was.

Ann: I am a battle tested warrior!

Tabby: Oh no....

Kelly: So, now that we're stopped. What's a penguin?

 

[theprawncracker]

...What do you mean what is a penguin Kelly Penguin? You are a penguin! Sheesh, what did you think penguins were? Those tuxedo wearing-cue card carrying birds in Antartica?

Telemachus: Never become a teacher Jack...

Don't I know it, I could steal more money in an hour than teachers make in a day...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<kittens look at each other>

Tabby: Um...

Kelly: I'm confused.

Tabby: I thought you were Kelly?

Ann: I'm a battle tested warrior!

Tabby: Uh, right... Um, You see Jack, the thing is, see... we're not penguins. We're kittens, and we're humans, but we're not penguins.

Kelly: Right, see, we don't even know what penguins ARE!

Tabby: Well, I've heard they're good for throwing... but we're not penguins.

Ann: I am a battle tested warrior!

Tabby: CAN IT, ANN!

Kelly: I'll go find a can...

Tabby: KELLY!

Kelly: What?

Tabby: <bangs head against lamp post> That's not what I meant! It's a figure of speech!

Kelly: I didn't know speech could have a figure... what's it look like?

Tabby: Oh my gosh... ...Hey Jack, what's a figure of speech look like?

 

[theprawncracker]

A figure of...What the hey have these kids been doing in that house?!

Telemachus: Shouldn't you kittens be in some sort of school or something? Or at least an obiedience class?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: School? ...Well we could go to Magic School, I guess...

Ann: Are we old enough for that yet?

Kelly: ...Gee, I dunno...

Ann: We'll ask Daddy when we go home.

Tabby: <mutters> If we go home.

Ann: What's that?

Tabby: What's what?

Kelly: What you said.

Tabby: What I said when?

Ann: What you said when you talked!

Tabby: What?

Kelly: That's what WE want to know!

Tabby: I'm lost.

Ann: Have you tried Harry Krishna?

<beat>

All three: WHAT?!?

 

[Erine81981]

I'm covered in sticky goo.

Biggy: Don't worry. I'll lick it off of you.

DON'T YOU DARE! I'll just go and take a bath. *gets out of car and goes to take a bath*

Biggy: *sees Mr. Moppet* You need a lick?

 

[theprawncracker]

I think I met Harry Krishna once...Not in prison or anything, I think Don Canolli introduced us...

Telemachus: Uh, sorry to bother you there Jacky, but uh, I gotta run, I've gotta get to this moose seminar about antler health...So uh, good luck getting home! Bye! *jets off*

HEY! MOOSE! GET BACK HERE! Well great, just great! Now we're stuck on the side of a free way with no ride home! *a car pulls over in front of the group and the driver gets out and opens the trunk*

Driver: I know I put those Cheetos somewhere...

...I'll be right back penguins...*walks over to car* Hi! Are you looking for Cheetos?

Driver: ...Yes...

Check that dish! A moose that just ran by dropped some!

Driver: Thanks pal! *dives in ditch*

Wow...it worked...I mean...er...no problem! Haha! Psst! Penguins! Get over here and get in the car!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: WE ARE NOT PENGUINS! WHAT is a-

Tabby: <covers Kelly's mouth> Coming!

Ann: Wha- We're getting in a car?

Tabby: Yeah, what's your point? It's a lot safer than that moose.

Ann: True...

Tabby: Come on, let's go!

<kittens get into car>

Kelly: ...Antler seminar?

Tabby: What?

Kelly: Well that moose said something about a... what are antlers?

 

[theprawncracker]

Just keep quiet while I hotwire this! *hotwires it* Good! Florida Keys here we come! Woo hoo! *drives away on the freeway*