"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: *sniff* I have a mean sister... *sobs*

Vibs: *spots Jack, realises it's Jack, jacks out*
JACK!! *throws barbie onto the floor, stands up, runs after Jack into the office - Looks into the camera* I have magic skills, when will people get that locking doors simply doesn't makes any sense at all.

Hi Jack. *CUTE*

 

[theprawncracker]

DEMON!! *cowers under covers* Please...just don't turn me into some sort of creepy thing like you usually do...like a baby...Hmm, maybe I could get the Vibsy-thing to make friends with those nice three penguins across the street...I'm talking to myself again aren't I?

 

[Beauregard]

*in the car*

*sticks head out the window*

Yes, of course I said that my son is halusinating! He thought the fairy-god-mother was his real mother!!! I mean, I would never...Fairy G is nice and all, but...*ahem*...Vic isn't even my son! Yes, right. And he thought that the-boy-next-door-living-out-of-our-fridge-'s-pet bigfoot was his father! And if Fairy G is the mother...I mean, it's Yakky the Yak that fancies Fairy G!

Guard: ...

Father: I'll just drive on here shall I...*drives in through the gates*

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: Turn you into a creepy thing? Why would I do that? *innocent* I just like to be near you. *sits on floor* and look at you. *stares at Jack* And pretend you weren't wearing a shirt. *CUTE*

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Viq: My sister freaks me out.

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Worm: My head is also my behind. That freaks me out.

 

[Beauregard]

*Father's car runs over a random worm*

Alright, those who want to go inside the creepy white building with Vic to see the doctor do so now and forever pick up the pieces...*nothing*...Fine, i will...*gets out the car* Eew...flatworm, yuc...

 

[theprawncracker]

Me...with...my...SHIRT OFF?!?!?! You sick sick little moo cow baby thing! Aww...but she's so cute...*blink* Did I just say that?! *faints*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *walks into the creepy white building* Hi, can I speak to a doctor?

Doctor Vex: Yes.

Father: Thanks, can you direct me to one?

Doctor Vex: Yes.

Father: Excellent. *pause* Do you work here?

Doctor Vex: Yes.

Father: You live here?

Doctor Vex: Yes.

Father: Ahh...um...can you direct me to a doctor who isn't an inmate?

Doctor Vex: No.

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: jack? Did you faint? ... Oh no... Jack! DOn't move, I'll get nurse barbie and she'll help you! *runs out of office - comes back with barbie in her hand*

Hello, I am doctor Vibs Moppet and this is my assistent Barbie. I am prettier than her. Barbie, get a pillow and make sure the patient is comfortable. Because this, *gets pair of scissors from small pink handbag* is not gonna be pleasant...

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Viq: Vibs, I was using that pair of scissors!

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Mrs. Worm: DARLING!!!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *steps on random worm that was crawling rapidly to the exit* So, er, sir, is there anyone here I can talk to?

Doctor Vex: No.

Father: My son is ill! Is there anyone who can help him?

Doctor Vex: No.

Father: Actually, that's right...um...do you always say Yes or No?

Doctor Vex: Maybe.

 

[theprawncracker]

*wakes up with half a head of hair* I had the strangest dream...I thought that I giant pair of scissors and a giant attractive blonde woman and a baby cow attacked me and destroyed my amazing hair...*looks at reflection in window* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints again*