"The Moppet Family..."

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: Penguins? No, we're not penguins- what's a penguin?

Tabby: A ride? On you? Sure, we would LOVE to!

Ann: We would?????

Tabby: <glares at Ann> We would.

Kelly: Well, it, um, it could be fun-

Tabby: It WILL be fun! Right, Jack? Come on, let's go!

 

[theprawncracker]

Telemachus: Yeah! C'mon Jack! Let's go for a ride! *puts girls on back and grabs Jack by the shirt collar and runs off*

AH!! This is why I don't make friends with penguins and mooses! Meese? Huh? AH!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ann: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kelly: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Ann: What are you shouting "UM" for???

Kelly: To distract you.

Ann: From what?

Kelly: Oh good, it worked.

Ann: Huh?

Kelly: So, where are we headed?

Tabby: To whereever the moose may take us!

Kelly: What?

 

[Vic Romano]

*Suddenly jolts up spilling the milkshake all ove himself, Jack and the three kittens and Kyle and father
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!
*Gets out of the car and runs away screaming

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Did anyone else here Vic screaming? Meh, I must be hearing things...Wait, I'm seeing things too! It looks like a semi-truck is heading right toward us at full speed! *semi-truck horn honks* AH! A SEMI-TRUCK IS HEADING RIGHT TOWARD US AT FULL SPEED!!

Telemachus: Oops, I thought that was a moose-feed joint, *dodges semi-truck*

I am so dead when these penguins get home...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: WE'RE KITTENS!

Tabby: And what's a semi-truck?

Ann: And what's a moose-feed joint?

Kelly: And WHAT is a PENGUIN????

 

[theprawncracker]

Telemachus: You don't know what a penguin is?! What have you been feeding these kids Jack?!

DEFINITELY NOT MOOSE FEED! NOW WILL YOU STOP RUNNING DOWN THE FREEWAY?!?!?!?!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Why would we know what a penguin is? We live in our house!

Kelly: Don't most people live in houses?

Ann: But we're kittens!

Kelly: Well...

Tabby: Hey Jack, what were you shouting about a freeway?

Ann: He said we're running down one.

Tabby: Ohhhhhh

Ann: Wait- WE'RE RUNNING DOWN A FREEWAY??????????

Kelly: Calm down, Miss Battle-Tested Warrior!

Ann: Oh, right! I AM A BATTLE TESTED WARRIOR! HAHA!

Tabby: Oh no... Kelly, what did you bring THAT up for?

Kelly: I just thought it would help...

Ann: I am a battle-tested warrior! I am a battle tested warrior!

 

[theprawncracker]

Well miss battle-tested warrior, could you use your judo-chop on this moose that is endangering our lives?!?!

Telemachus: Oh yeah Jack, reeeeal smart, if they judo chop me we'll collapse in the middle of the road and we'll all be road kill!

...I'm already dead when we get these penguins home...So Ann Penguin thing, if you'd be so kind as to continue that judo chop...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: Right! Judo-chop! HIIIIIIIII-

Tabby: HOLD IT! Road kill?

Kelly: Um... hold off on that chop, Ann

Ann: But- but- I am a battle tested warrior! And I am NOT a penguin!

Kelly: WHAT IS A PENGUIN?????????????????????