"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Why not join them?

*eats Jack*

Fem: We're going to have to talk about this eating thing...

DanDan: Don't make me eat you, Fem

Fem: *quickly* Never mind!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: I can't believe you posted the same thing twice!
DanDan: Yeah well, at least I edited the post
Fem: Good point

(AC: Dan Blake posted the same thing twice here.)

 

[Beauregard]

*frowns*

Aunt Dan-Dan, if you are indeed an Aunt, I am the Father of thsi family, yand you, sir...madam...are eating far too many...er...friends? Family? Kinfolk? Um...you are eating too many. Now unless you want me..or Mother..to take serious action, I demand you spit out anything alive inside you, and...er...we'll call it quits, go home, and have a nice hot cup of tea to calm things down a little....or, um, do you have a better suggestion?

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: Jack!! noooo!! hey you blue thing, throw up that boy this instant or I'll... hmm, turn you into a green thing!!

 

[theprawncracker]

*Inside DanDan again*

Well, at least my piece of bread is still here.

Mrs. Jones: Boy you're gonna regret having Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones eaten!

Someone get me outta here!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: You really should let them out
DanDan: Yeah probably
(AC: The actor playing DanDan had to switch off the computer at this point)
*Jack and Mrs. Jones climb up DanDan's throat*
DanDan: Yeugh, that was a tight squeeze. Come on, Fem, let's go home.

*they get into DanDan's lemon and drive back to DanDan's shoe*

 

[The Count]

You know... *Strolling out of the pet shop and catching up with Bo. When Mother comes back, she's going to have to have a serious talk with Vibs about her infatuation or love obsession. And maybe restrain that girl's powers a bit. She has a slight temper issue... But she's not my daughter, so I can't speak about her.
Nope, think I'll just head on back to the safety of my home and my own family, and leave you crazies to your own devices.

 

[Beauregard]

*wiping sweet of forehead*

I am glad that my speach inspired him to action at last...unless it was Vibs threat...no, definatly me.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Cole girls looking out window>

Kelly: That... DanDan thing... is back....

Tabby: Hey Ann. Remember that "Jack" guy Daddy told us to stay away from?

Ann: Don't you DARE go out there, Tabby!

Tabby: Come on, Ann, even I'm not that crazy. I was just going to point out that Jack and his dog both just got eaten.

Kelly: What's a dog?

Ann: It's the furry thing that the blue thing ate.

Kelly: Oh...

Tabby: Oh hey wait look, they came back out!

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: Ewwwwwwwww...

 

[theprawncracker]

FREEDOM!!!!

(AC:At this point, the actor playing Jack was covered in real cow puke, just to make it look real.)