"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

*realizes Vibs is on his shoulder and Mrs. Jones is on his other*

Oh great...Wait! Hey Vibsy thing, could you pretty pretty pretty please help me find that creepy DanDan and his foot? If you do, I'll let you keep Mrs. Jones as your pet! Please...*gives Vibs cute look*

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: ... Hmmm.... No. *smiles awefully cute*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: Hey, isn't that Jack?
DanDan: No dear that's a mop
Fem: DanDan-- it really is Jack!!
DanDan: Then why is it running?
Fem: Surely Jack is more likely to chase us than a mop
DanDan: You'd think so, wouldn't you?
Fem: Yes, I would
*Jack catches up to DanDan and Fem-Taeer*

 

[theprawncracker]

*panting* Fine Vibs! Look, I found them my self! Hmph! *puts Vibs on ground*

Ok DanDan and foot, I challenge you to a fight with my dog!

Mrs. Jones: GRRR!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*father rubs his head while sitting on the petshop floor*

Did you get any of that...or?

*gets up, and makes excuses to the Pet Shop owner, before hurrying after the others*

Oh, hold up will you!

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: He looks so handsome when he's mad... Okay okay then, I'll turn the dog back. *PUFF*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Go on Fem
Fem: But I'm just a foot, that's a dog
DanDan: Haven't you ever read the bible?
Fem: No, I have only just opened my eyes for the first time
DanDan: Just fight the darn dog.
Fem: Well....
DanDan: Oh forget it, Fem, I'll do it

*DanDan gets on all 4's*

DanDan: This is what I call "dog-eating"

*eats Mrs. Jones*

Fem: DanDan! You ate that dog!!
DanDan: Well, she was going to bite my foot
Fem: I didn't know you cared
DanDan: Not you, you fool. My actual foot.
*Fem frowns*

(Audio Commentary #2: The actor behind Aunt DanDan- the person who eats all animals in sight- is a vegetarian)

 

[theprawncracker]

*stands with mouth agape*

You...ate...Mrs....Jones...

Why must all my friends be eaten by this blue thing?!?

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: She didn't eat me... I guess I'm more than a friend eh?

 

[Beauregard]

*out of breath*

Hi, um, people, and things, and dogs, and feet, and stuff...What is happening? I feel a little behind...

(Audio Comentry: The charcter of Father is actually played by Bo Regard who is usually the only person who does know what is going on in the story at any one time throughout the complex plotlines)