"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

*Baby Jack is sitting in the middle of the floor with his clothes all around him*

Hmm, well, I geuss there's one good thing about being a baby, you get to go in public naked!

Ahhhhhh look at the cute lwttle babie. *gets down on all four and tickles the baby's chin*

Biggy: Who is that any way?

Don't know but she sure is cute.

Biggy: Uh Kyle I think thats a boy not a girl.

Woops. *walks away really slowly*

 

[minidoozer]

Awww! Where did you find your new friend Vibs?

*Looks at baby Jack*

....

*Looks even more at baby Jack*

.... Ja..Ja... Ja... JACK!!!!!! Is that you?!

*Stares with her mouth wide open*

Hahahhahaha! I've never seen you so cute!

*Finds a diaper/nappy (SN:what excactly is the difference?) in her bag and hands it to baby Jack*

You'd better put this on.

*Giggles*

Anyone up for a lollipop?

 

[Beauregard]

*at work*

*dials out*

Hello? Are, yes, Miss Mingostone is that you? Good. Look, can you tell the twins that if I get home and find they have done any more magic I am taking them stright to their uncle. Yes, I know what I say, but this is ridiculous. Yes. No. No!!! Right, ok. Oh, and I'm comign home right now.

 

[Erine81981]

Awww! Where did you find your new friend Vibs?

*Looks at baby Jack*

....

*Looks even more at baby Jack*

.... Ja..Ja... Ja... JACK!!!!!! Is that you?!

*Stares with her mouth wide open*

Hahahhahaha! I've never seen you so cute!

You mean thats Jack? *laughs really hard*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Hey! YOU! I'm the cute babyboy here!!!

Vibs: *Eyes wide open - jaw drop* ... Well not any longer!!

Viq: *frowns*

Vibs: ... Jack, you, are, baby, and, I, wow, I mean, you, I, and, how, did, what, can, who, I, but, wha... *faints*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Well there's a place for cute baby-boys, you know, Viq

*points to mouth*

Oh never mind, that joke's dead, huh?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Looks at DanDan - sighs* EX-cute baby-boy you mean... Face it. I'm past, history... Now everybody is all over Jack. *sniff* I think I'll just...

Vibs: Jack you are SOOOOOOO cute and sweet and cute and cute and oh you are cute too and gOSH that is what I called cuteness and Awwwww cUUUTE and oh my that's one cute baby and Oh Jack you are cute...

Viq: *frowns - Crawls out window while everybody is looking at Jack... is gone.*

Vibs: ... And cute and hahahhah oh so cute and CUUUTENESS and Oh you look cute and boy the way you look at me in that evil way is so cute and cute and it's cute and....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Where is this Jack fellow? He will go down well

*under breath*
...with ketchup

*still under breath*
I must meet this Jack

*loudly*
So I can eat him!!

*everyone stares shocked*

I was kidding....

 

[Vibs]

Somewhere on the pavenment among loads of people a little baby is seen crawling along the local toy-shop, sobbing like a baby.... which he is.

Viq: *Sob* They probably won't realise I'm gone... There can be hours pasing before they'll find out and when they do - I'll be far far away from that stupid freaky family of mine. And I'll find a place to settle down, and I'll find a job.

A few raindrops land on Viq's nose and as he looks up, the rain starts pouring down all around him. The loads of people suddenly reduce to almost no one and somewhere down the street you can hear a lonely Saxophone playing.

Viq: What's with them... a wee bit of rain doesn't scare me! I...

All of a sudden a bright lightning is lighting up the sky followed by a loud thunder and the rain turns into a river.

Viq: Oh great what am I going to do now??

*A big sign saying

"Are You In Trouble? Did Somebody Else Step In Your Place? Did The Ones That Once Loved You Forget to change your nappy because of this new stupid baby that isn't even half as cute as you? And is the weather rather annoying? Then Come In Here, we'll fix you something to eat, you can have a shower and tell us about your problems. And we can help you taking revenge if nessesary. Oh and by the way ask for Mr. T. Otally Cool. - Thank you"

appears.*

Viq: well, what do you know...

 

[Beauregard]

*sits in car outside the house om mobile*

Yes, I do mean it. Someone get a umbrella out here Now. I don't care if Jack is cute. Yeah, hand me over to an adult. What? The seven cows stepped on a dollar and you asked them why they were abducting your wife? Dan-dan! Put me onto Mingo. Mingo, get me an umbrella can you? Yeah, i know...*later*

*steps in the door, dripping wet*

All I asked for was an umbrella...8water drips off nose*

*sees Baby Jack*

Viq! Vibs! You are in so much trouble for this! I am calling your uncle, and I am doing it right now. Er...Viq? Where's Viq?