"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

Oh, we beat the evil Kyle? Ok. Let's go home then. *whispering to self* At least the police weren't involved in this...

 

[Beauregard]

*much later, or in fact earlier, since it was early the next morning....father wakes and heads downstairs for tea*

Paper's here yet, Mother? No, I supposed not...ahh, brakfast. Good. Is Vic up? *looks at watch* High time he either got to school in the mornings, or picked up a stable job. I'm sure I could find him a placement at Wilsons...Hmmm...no, something more stable...the horse-yard?

 

[Erine81981]

Wakes up and heads downstairs............

Now thats funny Mr. Moppet. Horse stables.

Yakky: *from the kitchen window* Hey! I resent that.

Sorry Yakky. Where is Vic and Ted are?

 

[Beauregard]

Well, Vic is probablylazing in bed...either that or sleeping on the edge of the road after he stole my drive on lawnmower...either way he should be someplace else at this time in the morning! I mean, any self-respecting man would be up by five, washed and..well, washed by half-five and at work by...er...*looks at watch* eight fifteen...ish...

 

[Erine81981]

Well, Vic is probablylazing in bed...either that or sleeping on the edge of the road after he stole my drive on lawnmower...either way he should be someplace else at this time in the morning! I mean, any self-respecting man would be up by five, washed and..well, washed by half-five and at work by...er...*looks at watch* eight fifteen...ish...

Figures. Well me and the pets are going to the movies see you later. Come on Yakky and Biggy.

Biggy: What we going to see?

I don't know something funny.

 

[Beauregard]

*stands in doorway*

Hold it right there.

You, and you, and you arn't going anywhere until this house gets a tidy. Don't think that it's going to all get left to Mother again.

Right, I'm off to work then.

 

[Erine81981]

*stands in doorway*

Hold it right there.

You, and you, and you arn't going anywhere until this house gets a tidy. Don't think that it's going to all get left to Mother again.

Right, I'm off to work then.

Yakky: See I told you we should of sneaked out. *mimic me* But noooo we're going to movies you say.

Shut up you overgrowned flea bag. *walks back inside and starts to clean house*

Biggy: I'll do all the vacuuming of the rooms!

Yakky: *whispers* I doo doo on the rug.

*whispers* Shut up! *smacks yakky*

I start the landrey. Starting with my clothes.

 

[theprawncracker]

Cleaning stinks...Wait, maybe if I clean Mrs. Moppet will let me stay here! *starts dusting*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Sleeps.

Vibs: Don't you mean *sleeps* ?

Viq: .... *whatever*

Vibs: ....um.... Oh Jaaahaaaaack? I'm very good at cleeeeeeeaniiiiiing.....

 

[theprawncracker]

Well, you can't manage to keep your diaper clean! *rolss on floor laughing*