"The Moppet Family..."

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Viq: *Joins the laughing-ness*

Vibs: *Face turns from red to red... but, um in the "first she was blushing now she's just reallly Really REALLY MAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!" way*
Do... Never.... talk... to... a.... baby... about.... her.... nappy.... Do never talk to a baby about her nappy... DO NEVER TALK TO A BABY ABOUT HER NAPPY - IS THAT CLEAR?! And now my love I shall have to punish you...

Viq: Oh uh... *shuts eyes*

*PUFF*

Viq: ... *opens eyes*... um... nothing happened...?

Vibs: Oh yes Viq, and Jack will slowly figure... *evil smile*
 

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*father walks in through the back door with ripped up clothing*

Vibs, if you created those ravenous man-eating dogs that say Oink, then you are in big trouble.
 

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Viq: ... *singing* Vibs is in trooouble, Vibs is in trouuble, Vibs is in trouble..

Vibs: Which ravenous man-eating dogs that say Oink outside the door? *innocent look*

Viq: T-r-o-u-b-l-e...

Vibs: Viq, shut up or I'll create some ravenous baby-eating dogs that say Oink too!!! - EEEEhhh I-hI mean... um...
 

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Did someone say Man-eating dogs that say oink? Well, luckily for me I'm not a man!! Or a woman!! Or even a human!! I'm not even really here!! *disappears*
 

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*The cupboard door opens and Nanny Mingostone walks slowly out of it.*

Where am I?

*Looks at the ravenous man-eating dogs that say oink*

What is this?!!!!

Ravenous man-eating dogs in a monotone tone-ish: We. are. the. ravenous. man. eating. dogs. We. eat. men.

Really? Never heard of you before. Want a lemon pie with mousepads in it?
 

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What?!? You put a spell on me you demonic little baby?!? Well, what does it...*A poof of smoke appears around Jack and when it clears we see a baby that looks like Jack* Oh great...
 

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*Poof. *Ka-put.
*Ravenous man-eating dogs that say "Oink" are now gone.

Will let Christy tend to her daughter and what's she done to the nanny's brother... Whom Sis didn't want to find when she got back anyway.

*Walks back out from private/personal office. Hmmm, wonder where the girls are. Thought they might enjoy going out for a movie tonight. Well, hopefully they'll wake up soon from their much-needed nap.
 

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Cut to Wilson's ...transisional period...

My gosh all that policing was very hard work indeed. I'm hungry, famished, ravenous even...

*bites into several hot dogs*

Mmm, now that's better!

What's that SuZan? A communication from the Superintendant? I mean: a memo from the management? So, what now...
 

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*folds newspaper*

*raises one eyebrow*

A ravenous man eating dogs?

*raises other eyebrow*

A letter from the lutenent...I mean, a note from the Number One. I suppose you better read it Mr Harvey...Or, get Suzan too, but since she's having touble adjusting to the police uniform she just bought, I think perhaps you should.
 

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*Baby Jack is sitting in the middle of the floor with his clothes all around him*

Hmm, well, I geuss there's one good thing about being a baby, you get to go in public naked!
 
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