"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

OOC: Haven't heard anything from Christy. Another baby? What happened to Jana? I need to know what you're planning for that little thing I'm, um, planning myself with help from some mysterious others.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *looks down the hole* *looks at Saryx and Mairin* Crud... well, I do wanna be part of the plot, so... *jumps down the hole*

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Miss Mingostone's baby! Who knows what happened to Jana...! You carry on with your plan, since mine is only half cooked so far but might involve a teensy bit of time travel.)

Father: Didn't you think to install a light or something in here?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Idiot...

Father: *steps on something soft* Oh, hi Jana.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *trips over something* Ugh... trying to turn me in to Jack the Tripper... *shines flashlight* ...Bo... Mrs. Old Codger... why is there a vat of nuclear puzzle pieces down here?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Mind if I light a candle or something?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Light your face for all I care...I didn't invite you here.

Father: Steady on! You burst into my house, shattered my floor, and...

Mrs Moppet Senior: Cry yourself a river, build a bridge and get over it. Jack, don't touch those pieces it's taken me years with a puzzle board to get those in place. Almost as long as the 20,000 piece Vatican blueprints...

Father: But seriously, Mum, what is going on here?

Mrs Moppet Senior: *shines flashlight at Father* I'm sorting out the timeline, and getting my Parker back.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *waddles over to Father and Mrs. M. Senior* What's your mother going on about parkas, Bo?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *silent* I don't want to talk about it.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Allow me. My son, such as he is, was a highly-trained special field agent of mine...up until he found love, left his life and his Mother, and married a sea wench.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* You married a wrench? Man, you must've really gotten screwed over.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: Hammered, I think, would be the word. Why else would he marry such a pathetic creature? Don't think he didn't have choices...there was a sultry spanish woman in Europe, but nooo...

Father: How did you know abo--

Mrs Moppet Senior: Mother sees everything.

Father: *stares* Dear goodness I hope not.

Mrs Moppet Senior: *worrying smile* Jacky boy, open the cupboard behind you and pass me the bottle from inside would you.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *opens cupboard* AH! Spider! There's a spider in there! *hudles into a corner* Spiders... why did it have to be spiders?