"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I don't work for anyone. I'm freelance! <nudges Jack with her foot> What did you do to him? Not that I care mind you. But he does seem to pass out a lot. He might want to see a doctor about that.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *finally finding a lightswitch, flicks it to reveal a smallish dank room filled with cupboards and tubes, old crates, and doors* Now why couldn't we just do that earlier?

Mrs Moppet Senior: *only half dressed in a black-out suit, bits of legs and elbows, and things akimbo* I had my reasons for keeping you in the dark! *pulls jacket and laces shoes* Here, anyone who wishes to join me, get something on. *hands black-out suits*

Father: *takes a suit* Where are we going?

Mrs Moppet Senior: To get your life back.

Father: *unzips the suit and steps in, pulling it over his clothes* What if I don't want to get my life back?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Trust me...mummy knows best.

Father: *zips suit up* Alright Mummy, let's see what you've got. Besides those...please put your ankles away. *switches light back off*

 

[The Count]

*Same random viewer as before... She's Free Lance? I thoughht her name was Mairin.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <grabs suit and pulls it on> Don't want to be left out....<looks down at Jack, then puts him in a suit as well>

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *hefts open a door from under the house and climbs into what appears to be a car underground* Strap yourselves in, this will get bumpy. *eyes Jack without saying anything*

Father: *straps self into the back* Did anyone mention to the boy-next-door-that-we're-leaving-in-charge-of-the-house that we are leaving him in charge of the house?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Doesn't matter. *tosses a wrapped selection of dynamite and tnt out of the door into the basement* The house is about to get a charge anyway...*shuts the door*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kittens: <watch Moppet house explode>

Ann: ...Ah- um- isn't that- um... Uh-oh.

Kelly: Y'know, that would've looked MUCH better with giant red letters across it that said, "BOOM!" Just like in the cartoons.

Tabby: <pats Kelly's back> You think about that. I'll think about this. <walks towards pile of wreckage that was previously the Moppet house>

Ann: Think about WHAT? <Grabs Tabby back>

Tabby: What? Can't we look for survivors?

Ann: Shouldn't we call the police or something?

Kelly: What should we call them?

Tabby: <to Kelly> Anything but late for dinner. <to Ann> No, we shouldn't. No one ever calls the police in fictional stories like these.

Ann: Sh! Quit breaking the fourth wall!

Tabby: Fourth wall? <points at Moppet ex-house> There's not even a FIRST wall anymore. Now come on, let's go! <scampers towards remains of Moppet house>

Ann: <quietly growls> All right, all right... Come on, Kelly... <follows Tabby>

Kelly: <following along> Or maybe it would've been better with big orange letters... Or yellow letters? Or red letters with orange borders and yellow shadows?

Tabby: Enough about the letters, Kelly- look! There's a hole in the ground! <goes down into hole that, of course, will lead to the basement>

Ann: <going into same hole> And WHY are we going into it?

Kelly: A hole in the ground? <looks around the hole> ...But I don't see any green grass growing <starts singing> all around, all around, and the green grass grows all a-

Ann: <pulls Kelly into hole>

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: <comes up behind kittens> Hello kittens!

Meanwhile.....

Mairin: <heaves Jack into car and jumps in> Let's get this show on the road>

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann and Kelly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tabby: Oh, hi Saryx!

Ann: ...That's not Saryx.

Tabby: Of course it is.

Ann: But that's a human, and Saryx is a dragon!

Tabby: Yeah, so? We're kittens. <switches into human form> But I can be human!

Ann: ...Hi Saryx. Wait- <to Tabby> HOW do you know that's Saryx?

Tabby: What, don't you read the script?

Ann: FOURTH WALL!

Kelly: Where?

Ann: ...<Sigh,> Never mind...

Tabby: <switches back to kitten form> I like this better. Anyway- Hi Saryx! Any idea where we can find a light? It's kind of dark down here...

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: Hold on! <picks up wooden plank and breathes fire on it> Tada! Torch! Where are we going? And why did the house blow up?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: ...Woooooooow...

Ann: Fire breathing. Nice trick.

Kelly: Look at the pretty black marks the fire makes on the wood... Wow...

Tabby: ...Ann?

Ann: Yes?

Tabby: Remind me never to let Kelly play with fire.

Ann: <double take> Since when do YOU say that kind of thing?

Tabby: <to Saryx> We're going... Where ever this hole goes, and the house blew up because, um...

Ann: Because Mrs. Moppet Senior threw dynamite out of a car.

Tabby: ...How do you know that?

Ann: <shrug> I read the script.