"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *note to self: Spiders and other creepy crawlies do not turn Jack on...redesign hotel bedroom.*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *quickly grabs bottle of whatever it is for Mrs. M. Senior* Ew, ew, ew, ew! SPIDER! *tosses bottle to Mrs. M. Senior* There! Gah, I need to wash...

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *pulls cork out of bottle with teeth* Anyway...that was the sad story of Parker Moppet. He abandoned a future of excitment and mystery for...*looks around* This.

Father: *twitches* Mum, we do not need to go through this again. Not with...people around.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Jack? Oh. *laughs* He's hardly a person...*hands bottle to Jack* Taste this.

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: That's was......odd

Mairin: Not really....<jumps down hole>

Saryx: <follows> Man it's dark down here...

Mairin: Tell me about it...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* Oh great... Mairin's here. *downs the bottle handed by Mrs. M. Senior* Ooh... I feel... *belch* funny... *falls over*

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: Ahh...Mairin, is it? The wonder woman who stole Jack's affections. Seems every weedy woman I meet tries to steal someone from me.

Father: *growls* Mumsy, you are not making this any easier for any of us, will you please start explaining yourself or I am going to have to MAKE myself HEARD! *is thudded into by falling Jack* Ahh! *screams* Typical...

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I didn't steal anything!.....well, except that car...and that shovel....and that bag of money....and that moose...and that hot air balloon...and that famous painting....and that matching dinette set...

Saryx: <blink>

Mairin: Why don't you go find the kittens child...

Saryx: <shrug> Whatever <climbs back up hole>

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: I'm warming to you, girl. Could you and your sappy life partner steal something for me?

Father: *shakes Jack off him and stands* Mother, I am going to ask you to leave only this once.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Do.

Father: Please, leave my house.

Mrs Moppet Senior: No. There, and you said you'd only ask once...so, Mairin...about stealing...

 

[The Count]

*A blast of the coldest wind spouts through the basement directed at Mrs. Moppet Senior. She knows full well what can happen if she goes tinkering about with the timeline... And what the consequences of her scheme will be. Trade one life for another, but it might not be the one she hexpected to be clipped by the Fates after this sorted affair is done.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *shivers* *cuddles up with nearest thing* *that thing being Mrs. M. Senior*