"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

OOC and all sorts of other random things: Do ignore the crazed Christy's last post, she had false information from a false janitor.

 

[The Count]

*OCC and OK and COOOOOKIES!: No he's not. The ones who are in the underworld are Ivan, Adam, and the four extra Magic School professors. Maybe Izzy too, haven't decided on that yet since I haven't heard from Beth lately.

*Ivan's raven jet cruises throughout the blackened yet visible Netherworldian skies, unwittingly passing through a lookingglass portal, transporting him to another point in time altogether, where the buildings are burnt out and the sidewalks cracked. Destruction dominates the landscape as he's flagged down by Vanessa's handkerchief. What message does she have for him from this warp in time? Does she have news on Christy? Tune in to the next thrilling episode of MopFam In Spaaaaaaaaace!
Oh sorry, wrong show. Well, tune in next time anyway.

 

[christyb]

COC and CACO and ACAO and Coffee: I'm lost as usual. I shall hush up until my cue.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Y'all are crazy...

Saryx: You're just finding this out?

Mairin: No...And don't be smart with me!

Saryx: I can't help that I use the brain I have. Unlike some people with know<glares at Father and Jack>

Mairin: Smart Alec...

Saryx: <blink> My name's not Alec...

Mairin: <rolls eyes> I retract my last statement...

 

[The Count]

The raven jet lands on the ground as Ivan rushes out to talk to Vanessa... Finding only her handkerchief has been left behind.

Meanwhile, Professor Devinshire, burrowing under where the Moppets' main household would be above ground, has followed the trail of some rather intresting dragonish footsteps. He notices that all is white around him, from the stark bony trees to the blanched brittle paper leaves. Could this be the sign of another knighted warrior in their midst? And just who could this staunch soldier be?
Devinshire contacts his fellow comrades... Ivan receives only a partially garbled message of the discovery, which includes an Italian rose. Knowing who it must be, he straps himself into his pilot's seat once more and takes off.

In another corner of the underworld's caverns, the demon head craft commanded by Master Cole has detected some strange voice patterns that resemble those of Christy's. May her soul be trying to tell him something of what fate befell her? Or is she leading him to the elusive Golden Dragon? Then again, it probably might be a trap set up by some long-ago foes of the Moppets'.

Check back in a fortnight to get the answers to these and a bunch of other questions you probably didn't want to know.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *snaps fingers at Jack's last remark* Ahhh! That explains why the church phoned earlier and expressed a curse of doom upon our house unless the highly decorated, authentic, artificial, antique pews were promptly returned. I assume you had them with you for cleaning?

Mrs Moppet Senior: *still in doorway*

Father: Can you...pour me some of that *ahem* tea, Jack. I need something bitter and strong and evil to bring me up to par with my strong, vile and bitter relations.

Mrs Moppet Senior: *strikes a pose*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *purs Father some tea* *holds back hysterical laughter at Mrs. Moopet Senior's pose*

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *all dressed in leather, with studs, and a streak of grey hair down the centre of otherwise died black curls* *to Jack* Hello sexy.

Father: *swallows tea the wrong way, half drowing*

Mrs Moppet Senior: *glares at Father* You. I need a word with you.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *spits tea everywhere* *coughs* Mairin, please?

 

[The Count]

Random viewer: But why would she strike a post? What did the post ever do to her? It was jus standing there... Innocent and minding it's own business... Proudly supporting the house through it's quiet grieving over the loss of the kitchen...
*Starts to tear up: And then this woman comes in... *Loses control and starts blubbering: And struck it!
Why? Oh, the poor little post!