"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: You know, technically, husbands who keep track of their wives are perceived as paranoid and creepy, as well as untrustworthy and generally weird...*pulls a high-tech tracking device from pockets* Luckily I am all that and more. Agent habits die hard.

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: To quote Miss Piggy...I don't understand any of this.

 

[Beauregard]

Father/Parker: It's very simple...you are here because we are in the middle of a huge battle against dark and evil forces come together under the name of "U-Men" to steal the power of the crystal which transformed our town into a nightmerish village of destruction and darkness and your step-mother and her brother are part magic and trying to cease the disease running rampant while her ex-husband saves your step-uncle's triplets, who are kittens by the way, from the dungeons along with my twin's babysitters brother and his clan and...ok, it's complex actually...but the fact is, you're here because I'm your...I'm...*suddenly blank* Oh my gosh, I'm your father. *faints*

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *listens intently then watches Father faint* I am so dreaming. Any minute now I'll wake up and Mom will yell for me to come to breakfast. I'm not here with a bunch of crazies..I'm at home in the bed.....*closes eyes and waits*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *inner dialogue: I am so dreaming. Vanessa did not just appear in my world. Any moment now I'll wake up and Mom will yell for me to come and plant some morters in the garden for her target practice.* *waits*

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *U-Mun flies over her head falling on Father* *opens eye* Okay maybe I'm not.

 

[The Count]

*Talking to self... No Izzy, I'm certain the girls aren't digging their way out of the cell like common dogs... They're cats, they're better and smarter than dogs any day of the week.

*Continues lobbing skull bombs at the U-Mun hordes down below, raining lightning from his staff at any of their airborn attempts to fell him from the unfriendly skies.
The creature known as Adam and Izzy lands down on top of the stronghold's rooftop landing, blasting any U-mun sentry that dares come close, scratching and clawing away at their bodies, slicing the sentries to shreds as the blood rushes into the rainwater gutters dripping downwards into the moat encircling the grim structure.

We must find Headmistress and bring this fighting to an end. Only when we challenge Kazarius will this dreadful dream find it's destined close.

*OOC: Have an idea to deal with Van and Ron, but I'm not sure if you guys'll like it.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *has a U-man land on head* Mom? I said I'M AWAKE! Don't jump on my head again, please, just don't do it! *opens eyes* Oh, hi Vanessa.

(EDIT: OOC: Hey Count. I'll PM you wanting to know about the idea, but I'm not sure if we want them dealt with...was kinda liking them here for now, though they won't be abound for the rest of the series, only for a few episodes)

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *mutters* I can't believe you're Parker. It doesn't make sense...sense or no I'd appreciate it if I could get out of this stupid chair!

 

[Beauregard]

Parker: One thing at a time, girl. *kick-punches U-man across the yard*

- ooc: Count, can you empty your PM inbox? -