"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Christy & Nicky: *both yell at the same time* Big Tom, Friggin! Get those two idiots outta here. Fire Matty!

Christy: Do me one favor will ya dear?

Nicky: What?

Christy: Kill them both once and for all when we get home! *attacks another U-Mun*

 

[The Count]

*Shoots off a bolt at the blighter behind him in the black wild yonder...

Oh pish-posh Christy... You forget, unlike some other people... I know my limits, besides, it's just a bit of harmful fun.
The rings tinkle upon two of Adam's fingers, creating a shower of knives slicing the U-mun skirmishers beneath him to bloodied brutes. Their cries pierce the veil of the nighttime covering, reverberating through Kazarius's mental lobes... The U-Muns chieftain scowls at the thought of losing more valuable warriors.

Adam meanwhile delights in knocking a few more skull bombs into the midst of the U-Mun sentries and their red-coated allies.

For it's 1... 2... 3... Strikes you're out at the old ball game.
*Laughs maniacally as he tosses, and successively uses his staff as a bat to whack the explosives off in the distance for maximum explosive destruction, taking out as many fighting fiends as possible.

 

[Beauregard]

Ron/Father: *together* Did she just...yes...and Adam...oh shut up.

 

[christyb]

Nicky: *looks back at Ron and Father* Well at least they're getting along. *sword meets another U-Muns fist*

Christy: Uh huh....I'd like to know if they're here who's watching the twins *punches a U-Mun* and Jana. Fire Matty! *explosion is heard* and Vic...* begins swordfighting again cries out in pain as she's cut* and Ted where ever he ran off too. He better not be messing with that dang poodle again. *Her sword meets a U-Muns and they struggle back and forth pushing on one another* Oh forget this let's do things the easy way.

Nicky: You got it. *disappears*

Christy mutters a few words and rumbling is heard as the U-Muns writhe in pain. Satisfied she walks towards Ron and Father fuming

Christy: You...*punches a member of the Red Guard* are supposed to be dead! And you....*runs a U-Mun through* are supposed to be watching the kids! *turns to Mac who is overseeing the cannon fire* Aye! Fire upon the left flank! *explosion is heard* What do you two have to say for yourselves?

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: I say...it's great to see you against Christy. *soft smile*

Father: *lifts arm to punch out a U-man who had snuck up behind, ala Sam from MTI*

 

[christyb]

Christy: *glares* Would you cut it out with the dying and coming back thing? It's starting to make me wonder about you. Oh yeah...and duck you two.

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: Maybe we should *ducks* talk about this over dinner.

Father: Excuse me! *grabs Ron's hand, using his sword to run a U-man through* Sorry.

Ron: Yeah, so, dinner?

Father: You and my wife have dinner? Over my dead body, Ron.

Ron: *whips out a pistol and shoots a U-man behind Father* Almost was, old man.

 

[christyb]

Christy: I can't believe this! *flips sword around knocks Ron on the head leaving an oh so pleasant mark and headache on him* Pig both of ya! *walks off into the battle*

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: *on floor* Not the reaction I was expecting...

Father: Yeah, that was rather harsh.

Ron: Totally...

Father: Perhaps I should try speaking to her? *kicks a sentry* If you like?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *appears out of the air dressed up like a knight* I shalt kill thou, if thou don't let thine prisoner go!

Vibs: *appears behind him* No, Nay, never! I vill kill this wee teddiebear and nothing can stop me! *cute evil laughter*

Viq: Nay you shalt not! I shalt draw my sword and .... ehm... terrify you!

Vibs: Thou shalt not, ha!

Viq: ... (Vibs you are supposed to be all scared)

Vibs: ... (says who?)

Viq: ... (that's the game! I am the good, I win!)

Vibs: ... (Not necessarily! and this time... the evil, still gorgoues witch wins!)

Viq: Where are we anyway?

Vibs: I dunno, but I figured the scenary matched the play pretty well.

Viq: Okay. Ahem... AS I said, thou shalt not take over this kingdome...