"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *winks at Tabby* Hey, I be the pirate guy, that's right, and if it's fun you want there's alway room on my ship for...something besides poisen to keep the ratties at bay.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Oh great, now we've got a pirate...
Mrs. Jones: And a cute one at that.
Don Canolli: I beg your pardon Luella?!
Jack: Good grief...So penguins, any ideas for transportation?
Don Canolli: Leave that to me Jack m'boy. *snaps fingers*

*limosine falls from the sky*

Jack: What amazing service! *piles everyone into the limo* On to the Gnome House of ...Gnomes!

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Aye, I wondered what that limo-shaped blimp were about there...*takes Mrs Jones arm* After you Miss...Mrs...Msssss?

 

[theprawncracker]

Mrs. Jones: Mmm, It's Mrs.
Don Canolli: Luella! I know waiting for our wedding is tiring, but I can change Luella!
Jack: Why do I have the feeling if Liza gets here I'll be in the middle of a love quadrangle...

 

[The Count]

*Giant hands clutch limo from out of the ground... Ye lazybones Hebbage... Claiming ye be a creature of mythical yore... We'll teach ye a lesson!
And you Don Conoli... Kitnapping the master's daughters... Ye be no worse than the lot of 'em. Little did ye know Miss K be on holiday. Well, now ye'll all learn it ain't nice to fool the lord o' the U-Muns!
*Limo gets dragged down below the street into underground labyrinth.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Ooh, NEAT! Hey Jack, is this what it would have been like if the spoons hadn't kept breaking that one time?

Kelly: I spy... nothing... it's dark...

Ann: I will not panic I will not panic I will not panic I will not- PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tabby: <cough> battle-tested-warrior <cough>

Ann: ...Oh yeah... I AM A BATTLE TESTED WARRIOR!

Tabby: Here we go again... So, Mr. Pirate Man, do you like the dark? It's all nice and spooky!

Ann: I AM A BATTLE TESTED WARRIOR!

Kelly: ...I spy something loud...

Tabby: Sorry about my sisters, Mr. Pirate Man. And Jack. And those other two people I've never met.

Ann: I AM A BATTLE TESTED WARRIOR!

(OOC: Now there's a nice way to spend post number 3300, don't you think so?)

 

[The Count]

*OOC: I can think of better ways to spend it.

*Loud footsteps can be heard coming to drag off the new prisoners off to the dungeons.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Oh great...Stuck underground with three penguins a mob boss and an overweight black woman with a violent streak rivaling that of Atilla the Hun.
Mrs. Jones: *smacks Jack upside the head*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Atilla the who?

Ann: I AM A BATTLE TESTED WARRIOR!

Tabby: Would you knock it off?

Ann: ...<blink>

 

[Erine81981]

Hairy Monstrous Kyle: Thank you Mr. "G"-nome sir. *eats up soup* *spits out some and asks* What's in this stuff? But might I say this bread is good. *eats more of the bread* *thinking* "Wonder if Yakky and Biggy got any info?"

Outside of the Castle Gnome.........

Human Yakky: *hiding behind a bush* (Whew) Close call.

Human Biggy: Glad we got away from that gaint hand. It's scared me! *bitting nails*

Human Yakky: Stop that! *slaps Biggy* We have to get our friend out of there.

Human Biggy: But how?