"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

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The Count said:
Gnome: What do you mean boyo? He was going to bonk me on the head for no good reason. So I bonked him first. Self defense, there's not a court in the underworld that'd convict me!
*Runs off to catch up on laundry duties.

No Driver: You rang Mr. Bandit?
Hairy Monstrous Kyle: *leans over to tell one of the guys next to him* These guys are really weird heeee...*sees the guy next to him and freaks out a little*
 

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Tabby: <fur stands up on back> <prepares to pounce> You watch who you mess with, Mr. Don...

Ann: <prepares to either pounce or run, whichever...> I AM A BATTLE TESTED WARRIOR!

Tabby: Knock it off, Ann, and let's DO something before he- does whatever he's planning to do...

Kelly: I still don't get what a penguin is...

Ann: Forget it, Kell, this is self-defense here!

Kelly: Oh!

<the girls huddle together slightly>

Kelly: What's he gonna do?

Ann: He said we're not gonna be kittens...

Tabby: ...That's IT! Why don't we just change to humans?

Ann: But Dad said not to use our magic in-

Tabby: But this counts as an emergency!

Ann: ...Well...

Kelly: Why not hide behind Jack?

Tabby: ...Yeah!

Ann: That works.

<the girls "hide" behind Jack>
 

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No Driver, gleaming evily at Don Conoli: You said something sir? If you think you're intimidating... Then you don't know anything about us living dead types. Now sit down and stop cracking your knuckles like some dumb ape.
*Glides ghostily back to in front of the dungeon cell. No need Mr. Bandit, you're already trapped down beneath the gnome's housing complex.
*Muttering: Threaten the master's daughters three will he... Ha, let him see what happens when we tell the master, and the U-Mun general he serves under.
 

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Don Canolli: *sits down, very very quietly*
Jack: *with kittens "hiding" behind* Oh great now we're under the gnome's treehouse...Great...
Mrs. Jones: Well now we're closer to Mr. Moppet!
Jack: Who?
 

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Outside the Castle.......

Human Yakky: Come on! *grabs Biggy*

Human Biggy: Isn't anyone sad about Mr. Worm?

Human Yakky: Hush! Were sneaking in. HEY YOU STUPID!

Human Biggy: That's your way of sneaking in.

A gnome guard from the house see's Yakky and Biggy and runs after them

Human Biggy: I hope you know what your doing?

Human Yakky: I do. Watch this. Come on!

Human Biggy: *runs after Yakky into the castle*

The door shuts before the gnome guard gets to it and slams into it

Human Yakky: These human legs aren't that bad.

Human Biggy: Yeah but you don't look as good as I do. *strikes a pose*

Both go walking off to find Kyle, Jack, three kittens and Mr. Moppet
 

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OCC: Back..somewhat...well it's the weekend so I won't be able to post (other than today) until Monday. Count wanna clue me in on where we are at? Lemme define that. Where I'm at. I know I'm still in wolf form riding on Adam Monster's back. But where are we? In the castle or what?
 

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(OOC: Typical...just when I say she's gone, she's back...not that I mind!)

Father: *opens one eye* Ok, here's the plan...we need to get out of here...

Hevej: And if I twist my knee back under my armpit, then the chain is around my torso and I can stick my head down under my left heal...oh there you are Jana...oh, wait, that's just my shadow...
 

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OOC: Have some plans to resolve this, just need to contact all the players... Christy, for the time being we're in the U-Muns castle stronghold trying to locate a certain few "key" items.
Will clue you guys in on the plans when I get a chance to PM the prespective parties.

OK with you Sis? Now come on, I only know the locations of the "keys", you're going to have to change into human form when we find them so they don't get scared of you and impeed our progress against the U-Muns while maintaining our monstrous disguises.
 

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Mother still in wolf form: I will, but until then I can slink about here better like this. Black seems to blend in with this place. I just hope my family is okay. *looks at Adam monster* What he is my husband no matter how much you don't like him!
 
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