"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Red Guard 1: He has a point.

Red Guard 2: He really does have a point.

Red guard 3: Yeah, it's his thumb.

Red Guard: *bows* Ye gods...

Hevej: Willing to share a bit of that cloud, huh Dandan...if that really is your name...

 

[The Count]

Red Guard 1: Yes, they are gods.
Red Guard 2: Gods they be!
Red Guard 3: Eh, if you guys say so, where's the fish n' chips?
Red Guard 4: But doesn't its blue fur clash with our red coats? How can it be "our" god?

 

[Erine81981]

Gnome, waking up in the middle of the night: Sometimes I have trouble falling aslee...
Oh, wrong show.

Wha? Hey you kids, get off of my lawn!
*Shaking fists at humanized Yakey and Biggy. Now git!
*To Hairy monstrous Kyle: Come on in, soup should be almost ready.

Hairy monstrous Kyle: Thank you, Mr.....what's your name again? (whispers to Yakky and Biggy) Get some info from Jack. I'll see what's going on inside. *mouths the words* Go now!

 

[The Count]

Eh... Just call me Gnome, everybody does. Now sit down, soup's gettin' cold. *Sits down at carved table with broth and bread in bowls for guest and self, pitcher of sparkling soda water in the center ready to pour into two iron cups.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *runs down a road with one shoe on, one shoe off, shirt torn* I am so going to need a hot bath after this...

 

[The Count]

Gnome, laughing: Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh that Bo's always good for a laugh. He doesn't know it, but he can't escape from the prison he's in, and all that work losing his shoes and ripping his shirt for nothing.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: A hot bath...with bubbles...

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Hevej (elsewhere): You know, ye...er...red guard things...just because I am no god, doesn't mean I'm not...say...you know, a mythical creature of yor!

Red guard: Of when?

Hevej: Er...yor? The days of yor?

Red Guard 2: When exactly?

Hevej: The days?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *on cell phone* Help me Don Canolli! You're my only hope!
Mrs. Jones: Jacky what are you doing? Donny and I are standing right here.
Don Canolli: Yeah Jack m'boy, you're usin' up those cell phone minutes
Jack: Oh...*hangs up* Okay Don, you got the plan right?
Don Canolli: Jack m'boy, leave it to Rocko and Moe, they'll handle it.

*Rocko and Moe ring the Cole house doorbell, Granny K. opens the door*

Rocko: Grandma Penguin I presume? We're from the old lady stress release foundation.
Moe: Mrs. Penguin, do you feel an alarming amount of stress?
Rocko: We knew you would. Now, come with us on an all expense paid cruise to the islands of Moroco.
Moe: There's no need to call the penguins Mrs. P. They've been...Taken care of...

*Jack climbs down the chimney and climbs back up with the three kittens in arm*

Jack: Mission accomplished. Now! Onto the gnome treehouse to save Mr. Moppet and save my reputation! *trips* Oh, Jana, there you are...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *is in Gnome's house* Hey, look, I know we got it off on the wrong foot...what? Oh, sorry...I'm standing on your foot...

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Hevej: *is thrown uncerimoniously from the Moppet's house in front of Jack* They made me their cheif!
Red Guard 4: You made us change TV channel!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: JACK!

Ann: <groans> Every time SHE wants to do something, we do something...

Kelly: I spy something... Um... well, it WAS white... why are we all dirty?

Tabby: That's soot from the chimney.

Kelly: It smells bad.

Tabby: It smells like ADVENTURE! So, Jack, what's going on and why don't we know about it?

Ann: ...Jack... Mr. Bandit... You're the POET!!! Right?

Tabby: <sees Hevej> Ooh, pirate-guy! Oh this is gonna be FUN!!!!