"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *chained to wall in dungeon* Arrg, and there goes another great plan. Well, you know, it ain't like I've never been chained up before...simple trick, if I get twist this like that, and then swing me forearm over my right knee, and put ye olde foot behind my ear like that, you know, and then push my head round under my armpit then...ooh, I end up like Madonna, twisted and flexable and stuck on me...

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Father: So tell me, Gnome man creature, do you find it offencive that statues of your kind are generally found as cheap garden fountains? And...if it does, please don't hurt me. *aside* Ugly-monster-creature-who-has-the-voice-of-the-boy-next-door can you pass me the bread, a phrase which here is rhymeing code for knock the gnome out on the head.

 

[The Count]

*For all of Hebbage's twisting, he's only managed to get himself more and more tangled in his own chains pining him back to the wall.

Gnome, bonking Bo on the head knocking him out cold... Knock me out cold?!? Ergh, the master was right for being peeved with you. Now come hairy monstrous boy next door, let's leave these fools to rot down in the dungeon root cellar.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: SOS to Count, Christy's contacted me to say she won't be back any time soon, so we need to write her out again for a bit (just not kill her this time ) and we'll need to wrap this story up without her, so just PM me and we can figure out what to do next. ~ beau)

 

[The Count]

OOC: Awg crud... And this story depended on her interaction, cause we were having so much fun with it... And who says it needs to wrap up soon?
*Evil laughter!

Expect a PM when I get the chance.

 

[Erine81981]

(OOC: Did she say anything on being back anytime soon? I want to keep up my side of the story too)

Hairy Monstrous Kyle: Uh Mr. "G"-nome sir, why did you hit him over the head for? He wasn't doing anything. *growls at the gnome*

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Nope, nothing on when she'll be back...)

Father: *unconcious*

Hevej: *chained up*

Moppet: *inside Father's head...taps fingers*

A small worm somewhere in Australia: *squirms*

Father: *thinks about a worm*

Hevej: *is twisted in the chains like a worm*

Moppet: *is bored*

Worm: *is stepped on*

 

[Erine81981]

(OOC: Nope, nothing on when she'll be back...)

Father: *unconcious*

Hevej: *chained up*

Moppet: *inside Father's head...taps fingers*

A small worm somewhere in Australia: *squirms*

Father: *thinks about a worm*

Hevej: *is twisted in the chains like a worm*

Moppet: *is bored*

Worm: *is stepped on*

Hairy Monstrous Kyle: Poor Mr. Moppet.

Outside the castle........

Human Yakky: Poor poor Mr. Moppet.

Human Biggy: Doesn't anyone care for the poor worm? *starts sobbing*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *lost somewhere that is not the Gnome's treehouse* That is the LAST time I let you give directions...
Don Canolli: Don't look at me Jack m'boy, it's the fault of the driver.
Jack: There is no driver!!
Mrs. Jones: Nit picker...

 

[The Count]

Gnome: What do you mean boyo? He was going to bonk me on the head for no good reason. So I bonked him first. Self defense, there's not a court in the underworld that'd convict me!
*Runs off to catch up on laundry duties.

No Driver: You rang Mr. Bandit?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blinkity blink at No Driver* Oh, um, hi there. Could you get us to the gnome tree house? The penguin triplets need to go to the bathroom...
Mrs. Jones: *to Don Canolli* They don't look like penguins to me Donny, what about you?
Don Canolli: Hey, if you don't want 'em to be kittens, they're not gonna be kittens my sweet. Okay you three, time to undergrow some surgery. *cracks knuckles*