"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

Drue: That would be my cousin....Gilbert?

PeaPea: Oh, thank heavens, the waitress is here.

Waitress: What can I getcha?

PeaPea: I'll have a mug with nothing in it, some cloths and cleaning fluids and a pot of tea.

Drue: Make that two. I like nothing better than cleanliness. Do you have any grape sized cutlery? I would like a muffin please. But the kind that doesn't drop crumbs.I despise crumbs. When you think you've got them all, there;s always one that escapes you.

*PeaPea faints*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *ahem* I'll have an upside down gravyboat filled with molten lava please. But I don't want that lava to be hot.

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: And could I also get some moose on toast?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: PeaPea!! Don't you remember what happened last time we had moose on toast?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I got amnesia?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Yes!! There there, *pats PeaPea's hand* Now about this lava. I understand it takes a long time to prepare. So while you're making it, may I request that one of your staff sing me a song, preferably wearing some kind of animal costume. But non-grape-eating animals please, we have special company this evening.

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I'm quite partial to a verse of 'I will survive' myself. Or 'I get knocked down, but I get up again' or the Pokemon theme tune...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*throws over table* That's it! Come home! Now! *drives PeaPea and Drue home*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *at home* Oh nice...Mother's left a basket of fruit on the table...*help self to a (non-talking, Father is no murderer) grape* I bet wine would taste just like this if it could be sent backwards through time...I must suggest said theory at the next Wilson's Board Meet...speaking of Wilson's Board, I must get back to work...speaking of Bored Meat, I wonder how that neighbour with the cow is getting on these days..

 

[christyb]

*at home in her room Mother is seen lying on her bed. Nicky is sitting at the foot*

Mother: *hand over her eyes and groans* What a splitting headache! You have any idea what went on back there?

Nicky: No you had me scared. For a second you didn't recognize me.

Mother: Go get that book in my trunk.

Nicky: Three knocks in a triangle right?

Mother: Yeah, we need to look up whatever's wrong with me.