"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

PP: Quick, Fem! Stop spinning and grab the wheel!! Don't look at me like that! I need to put a cloth beneath DanDan's head before there's sick on the floor of the lemon car!!!

*car swerves and runs over a grape in the middle of the road*

Oh, table wax! What have we done?!?!?!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: *runs away from ordeal*

DanDan: Ugggggggggggggggggggggh *faints again*

 

[Lucy]

PP: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! You can't just leave me like this! There's grape juice on the lemon car! It'll never come out!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Grape: *squished to the road* Remember me as I was..the most beautiful grape in the world...*Dies*

*tiny grape in police outfit starts chasing the lemon car*

DanDan: Oh no! They're after us!! Sorry PeaPea, looks like we're gonna have to give Barstucks a miss!! *drives off*

 

[Lucy]

PP: But what about MopWorld?!!? *cries hysterically*

What about all the beautiful mops?! *shrieks*

LOOK OUT!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*runs into back of hippopotamous*

Sorry Miss Carey! *drives on* PEAPEA! PUT THAT DOWN!

 

[Lucy]

*PeaPea drops the bottle of Schnapps with Grape that she was drinking from*

No! I can't go on...this world...it's full of stains that even Cillit Bang can't get rid of! No, DanDan...I know what I must do...and that is....

go to the home of the mothers of all cleaning products! That's right! To the house of Kimmy And Angie! The best cleaners in the WORLD!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

You silly moose! They're on holiday! Now get back in this car, and take that ridiculous thing off your head! What is it....a parrot? Can you hear a squeal...? *pokes head out of window*

Grape: Ow!

DanDan: *Gasp* THE GRAPE! IT'S OK!! *cradles grape*

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Oh thank heavens!

*cuddles Grape*

I shall call you Drue, and you will be mine, and you will be my Drue!!

Drue: Oi! Don't squeeze me so hard! You'll squeeze all the juice outta me and I'll become a raison...*shudders*. And everybody knows raisons are just humiliated grapes...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: A talking grape?? Now I've seen everything!!