"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

Drue: A talking foot?? Now I've seen everything!! Is there anything to eat around here? I'm only a little grape, and I can't fend for myself.

PeaPea: Don't worry, little Drue, Momma PeaPea's gonna take care of you now. DanDan, Barstucks do muffins, don't they? Let's all hop in the lemon car and go go go!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Oh I see! So suddenly the grape comes along and I'm not good enough to be your friend, now I'm just your driver!! *loud sobs* WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS TOO LONG FOR THIS FRUIT TO COME BETWEEN US, PEAPEA! Don't you remember what Abe Lincoln told us back when we were tiny tots and went to the White House for dinner. He said "why is that blue thing eating the table cloth??" And then he said "You two stay friends for a long time, I lost my childhood best friend and that's probably why I died." He wasn't dead when he said this, of course. *sobs again*

 

[Lucy]

*Hands DanDan a hankie*

PeaPea: His name is Drue, and who said he would repace you? He's going to be my little pet. I'll take him for walks in the park and get him a little carrying case...Infact..let's go to Grapes'R''R'Pets right now!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *loud sobs* YOU NEVER ONCE WENT TO Blue Hermaphrodites'R''R'Best Friends!!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Yes I did! In spirit...

Drue: Listen guys. Hate to interrupt, but I'm absolutely famished. Can we go now?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Oh my! *gazes into Drue's eyes* Whatever you say, Mr. Grape. *drives to Barstucks*

 

[Lucy]

Drue: The name's Drue!!!! And if I was Mr. Grape, my first name would be Gilbert.

PeaPea: Stop squabbling you two. Barstucks is only five seconds away...

*five seconds later*

...and here it is...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Wow here we are. Barstucks. I call a seat next to Drue!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Tough shoe polish. He's my pet. I know! We'll sit at a circular table and then we can both sit next to Drue.

*places cloth down on seat, then sits down*

Drue: Erm, can I have one for my chair?

PeaPea: .....*stunned silence*....Marry me.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Wow Drue I just love how you're clean! You know....I love a clean grape. One of my ex-husbands was a clean grape. Unfortunately I rolled over him one unfortunate night....*awkward silence*