"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *throws granade in bin* So, hows life in the old shoe, hmm? Would you care for a little breakfast? And will you stop polishing that tea-pot I'm trying to pour from it.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*arrives and grabs PeaPea by the scruff of the neck*
DanDan: PeaPea is that you?? Why...you haven't been out of bed since the thread re-opened! You know! This piece of thread I keep in my pocket *takes out thread* Well I opened it! Did you have a nice sleep?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Why...yes...yes I did...sleeping....ahem...yes...grenades....no, no, no...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Grenades??? What's this about grenades?? Tell you what, tell me over coffee. You fancy a trip to Barstucks? I just put petrol in the lemon, we can drive down. I think I left Fem Taeer at the gas station actually...

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*at the petrol station*
Fem Taeer: *to Isis Tee* Cheese twizzle?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Hahahaha...you do talk about the funniest things sometimes DanDan...grenades indeed. Erm, would Barstucks be interested in new cleaning staff, do you suppose? I could use the money. I'm saving up to go to Mops'R'Us. I need a mop. Yes....a mop....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*getting into lemon car*

DanDan: We could always ask when we get there. Oh I do hope that saucy waiter Liam is serving today. I brought him this rock with his name engraved on it *shows rock to PeaPea* Well actually it has "this rock is property of Glendale council, do not remove" but never mind.

 

[Lucy]

*places clean rag down on seat of lemon car, then sits down*

PeaPea: You're not supposed to take those. I hear they have people looking for that.

*Girlie scream*

What....is....that...?

*points to something in the road*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DD: Relax PeaPea, it's only Fem Taeer! Driver! Pull over! Oh I am the driver. Then why aren't I pulling over? *pulls over* Hop in, Fem!

F: Are you kidding me? I just had to walk here all the way from the gas station! My feet are killing me! Well...my foot is killing me.

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I hope that foot is clean there, mister? Is it? IS IT?

Man, I really need to chill. Maybe a day at 'The New MopLand' will be good for me? Ay, DanDan? Ay? Ay?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DD: Ay PeaPea, ay.

F: Hey DanDan it's...

DD: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! *swigs from bottle*

F: DanDan, that's not vodka it's your spare petrol

DD: Sure it is. Hey stop spinning, Fem. And you PeaPea, stop that rabbit from coming out the birthday cake on your head...*faints at wheel*