"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Nicky: *muttering* I wish they'd forget the grass and.....Wait!! *looks up and yells* HEY DOWN HERE!!! WE, I, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. DOWN HERE!!

Mother: *moans*

 

[Beauregard]

Parker: Alright, I am detecting a noise from below our current parameters.

Mrs Moppet Senior: You can hear someone screaming for help you mean?

Parker: Something like that.

 

[christyb]

Nicky: I sware I'll beat the tar outta that dingbat. HELLO YES DOWN HERE! A LITTLE HELP!

 

[Beauregard]

Parker: I'll get spades from the minivan. Can you wait here?

Mrs Moppet Senior: *removes pin from a granade* Who needs spades?

Parker: Anyone playing poker...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *hands granade to Parker* Can you just...finish setting this device? *runs back agross lawn*

Parker: Mom! That's not fair! *throws granade and runs after MMS*

Mrs Moppet Senior: *runs into "Keep off the Grass" sign and knocks self out*

 

[christyb]

*suddenly the room fills with light and dirt*

Nicky: *coughing*
Mother: *wakes up* I'm up...ooohhh my head. What's going on?
Nicky: Good morning sunshine. You scared me there.
Mother: *eyes widen with fear* Please tell me this is some joke. I'm looking at myself.
Nicky: Oh crud. This can't be good.

 

[The Count]

*Rushing down, (hoping not to be ziffled)...

Sis... You know very well I never magicced you into such a prison. It's that husband of yours that's done me a grand injustice and He's got a lot of apologizing to do. And what does he do instead? Start a war against us.
Well, it's not going to be tolerated.

*Freezing time before grenade fully detonates, reversing time as well.
Come on, you and Nicki there have a Parker to jog back into Bodom. Speaking of which...
*Disappears up topside... *Scrambles GPS system so they can't find the school again...
*Whisks Moppet Sr., Parker Moppet, and Jack in mini-van back to the homefront.

You people will be the death of me. Oh hello Death. No, not today, maybe tomorrow would be better for our bowling tournie. Maybe Deadly has some stories for your perusal.
Phew... Good, Moppet's back in their neat little home, or at least as neat as it can be.
Sis, please come by as soon as you can, we need to sort this all out.

 

[Erine81981]

Back at the Moppet's........

Biggy: Hey Kyle! Haven't seen you a long time.

Hey Biggy! *hugs* And Yakky! *hugs*

Yakky: Quit it! *throws me off him*

Oof! What's worng?

Yakky: Can you keep a secert?

Sure. What?

Yakky: Biggy said he saw a dragon here.

*looks surprised* Oh yeah.

Yakky: You've seen it?

No. Yeah! No. I mean I don't know what ya'll are talking about.

Yakky: See! I told you there is no dragon. All this time you've made me look..*walks off talking*

Biggy: I know I saw it...*walks after Yakky talking*

*wips off sweat off forehead* That was a close one. Now time for some food! I'm hungry!

He races out of the room down the stiars and out the door leaving smoke and some fire behind him

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: That yak hair gets everywhere....

*grabs industrial strength hoover*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *awakens in bed with a headache* Wow...I shouldn't drink before bed...or should have such strong tea...*wonders downstairs in bunny-slippers* Peapea? What on earth are you doing here? *heads into kitchen for the local papers* Well, I had the strangest dream, Peapea, something about Wilsons and Mom and a guy named Parker. *opens paper* Oh and...*sits down on kitchen chair and finds something in pocket...* Huh? Oh...a granande...how strange...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Erm....that's not mine.

Parker, ay? That's interesting... I'm going to find something to clean...