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Heh... Foolish mortals. They won't be able to find our home, let alone blow it up with any of their paultry fire rockets.
*Settles back to read up on current events at Magic School.
 

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Upstairs in the Moppet's house......

Yakky: Where?!

Biggy: I know I saw it!

Yakky: How can a 7 foot tall dragon disappear?

Biggy: I know I saw it. I fainted when I saw it. It even spoked to me.

Yakky: It could talk?

Biggy: Yeah. *thinking*

Back downstairs.........

I wonder where Vic's dad is? He told me we're going to go out and get some....now I can't seem to remember.

Robo Vic: What-is-it-Kyle?

I know there was either something that Vic's dad wanted me to do or what we're going to do together. But now I don't seem to remember.

Robo Vic: May-be-Vic-would-know?

I guess I could ask him. Vic, Where are you? *goes upstairs to look for Vic*
 

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*enter Narrator and everything freezes in the background* Now dear viewers you are probably wondering where Mother is in all this. Days ago her own dear brother Adam sent her on a fluke mission. As we all know she's been the key contact between the piratical world and the Glendale School of the Arts. *background shifts to show a dark basement dimly lit with torches*

Mother: *pacing a small cell looking just a wee bit teed* *growls and mutters to herself* I sware I'll strangle him for locking me in here. *Mother mutters a few more words and shows her hands palm up towards the iron gate...nothing happens* *explosion is heard* What is going on up there? *starts screaming* ADAM COLE YOU ARE SO DEAD UNLESS YOU CLUE ME IN TO WHAT IS GOING ON AND WHY YOU HAVE ME UNDER A KROBEN???



OCC: Just as a FYI I made up the word Kroben and to explain what it is....It's a magic inhibitor. Adam has put Mother in the same kind of cell that Cole's were put into during The Reunion
 

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Father: *hits floor of minivan and hears a cry in his head from a woman he loves...not Rosa...* Oof.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Beauregard Parker, get a hold of yourself. Jack, I'll deal with you later. We have things to do.

Father: *from floor* Magic...school...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *eyes narrow* How many times do I have to tell you that magic does not exist in the nitty-gritty of real world, Parker?

Father: *crawls up from floor* Mom! We need to find my wife, fast.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Fine. *hits accelerator, tossing Father back into a pile on the floor*
 

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*still clueless and locked up*

Mother: I bet Beau didn't even fix the twins lunch. Vic! Argh he had a test today or was it yesterday? I sware if I don't get outta here soon...

Nicky: *appears* Make that we.

Mother: Oh great now I'm splitting. This isn't good. *begins yelling again* ADAM!!! I'M STARTING TO GET GRIMBLIGE DOWN HERE! DO YOU EVEN CARE??

Nicky: Uh no...he obvioiusly doesn't. *yells* ANYONE LISTENING???
 

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Father: *in the back of the minivan...* Mom, pull over! Seriously! *pause...twitch* Moppet, I can handle this! I am in control! I'm in full-control of this situation, Moppet! And I'm talking to myself. Drat...

Mrs Moppet Senior: Parker, did I ever tell you about the time that I took you on full-agent training? Before you were out of dipers...so, when you were about five.

Father: No, I never...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *slams breaks*

Father: *slams head...and secret agent training kicks in, transforming him into a third alter-ego...Parker...*
Parker: You know if you twisted the wheel perpendicular to the angle of acceleration when you break, it would be that much smoother?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Welcome back.
 

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Nicky:*is lying on her back with her head propped against the wall* Well now that no one is listening to us what do we do?
Mother: *clutches head*
Nicky: Christy....*Mother falls and hits hard on the floor* CHRISTY!!!
 

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Parker: *slides into the front of the van and clips up belt* Why are we carrying a passenger?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Jack? He's far more than a passenger...

Parker: I refuse to imagine, mommy dearest. *opens backpack and removes GPS system* The Magic School should be coming up on the right in approx ETA five minutes.

Mrs Moppet Senior: *foot on gas*
 

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Nicky: This isn't good..come on girl wake up...wake up! *begins slapping Mother* Come on.....*yells* HELP SOMEONE I'M DEADLY ILL HERE! okay so that doesn't make a lick of sense.
 

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Naration: The minivan is parked up, with Jack tied hand and foot in the back beyond the walls of the magic school. Mrs Moppet Senior and Parker (Father's agent-trained alter-ego) drop to the lawn and runs towards the building...

Parker: Psst...there's a sign saying "keep off the grass."

Mrs Moppet Senior: Remind me to blow it up on the way out.
 
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