Father: *in the back of the minivan...* Mom, pull over! Seriously! *pause...twitch* Moppet, I can handle this! I am in control! I'm in full-control of this situation, Moppet! And I'm talking to myself. Drat...
Mrs Moppet Senior: Parker, did I ever tell you about the time that I took you on full-agent training? Before you were out of dipers...so, when you were about five.
Father: No, I never...
Mrs Moppet Senior: *slams breaks*
Father: *slams head...and secret agent training kicks in, transforming him into a third alter-ego...Parker...*
Parker: You know if you twisted the wheel perpendicular to the angle of acceleration when you break, it would be that much smoother?
Mrs Moppet Senior: Welcome back.