"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *catches wink*

Father: *faints*

Mrs Moppet Senior: *screeches to a stop* Beauregard Parker is out of it, so now is my moment, I need an answer from you right now. Do you love me, or don't you? *pulls thermal-seeking-misile-control from Father's belt*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wide eyes* Um...Uh well you see Mrs. M. That is to say...I love you...As a friend...I love you like Luke loves Leia, like, um...Like a Jedi can love a woman...Because Jedis can't love. But that's how I love you.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *shrugs* Luke and Leia kissed. *unblinking* And we arn't even related.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *frowns* You're not gonna put that missle launcher down are you?

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: Let's say that unless you do some serios thinking in the next ten seconds, this missile isn't going towars Mr Cole's house at all.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...But then I'd be a hero and save Mr. and the Coles! *frets* But I'd be dead and they'd never have known it was me who saved them! But on the other hand...Wait, I only have one hand. Wait...No I don't, I have two.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: I heard they have an affinity for ghosts..

Father: *groans*

Mrs Moppet Senior: *hisses* We'll talk about this later.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Oh good. Um, now, about the Cole's house...When we blow it up, I know this great place to escape the cops and the firemen. Ever been to Portugal? ...Oh wait, that's the other Jack's line.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *climbing into passenger seat* Oh, I went there for a family vacation..of course mom was there to assasinate the prime minister but I had a fantastic time in a sandpit at the hotel I remember.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Are you strapped in yet?

Father: Not quite...

Mrs Moppet Senior: *drives really fast*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *is strapped in* Don't worry Mrs. M. I WAS strapped in...Although it may have been better if I was unconcious whilst around you...Wait...Maybe not...*tightens belt*