The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[Beauregard]

Bo: Oh, I have this letter from my favorite fake-son...hush Vibs as Viq, I'm talking...This is from Vic R, who cannot be here tonight, but wishes he was!

"This is a huge honor to not have only won this award, but to have won it again. I'd like to first acknowledge two Muppet artists extraordinaire whom I respect and admire greatly: Jay Fosgitt (lowercasegods) and Dave Alvarez (MUPPETMONKEY). As far as fan art goes, these two guys are my heroes. Also, I'd like to acknowledge that the members who voted for me this year have really made me so happy and don't have much to show for it, so to put this award where my mouth is, I'm proud to announce the return of Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals, coming sometime this summer! Thank you all so very much!"

Bo: I don't know about you, but I'm so excited about the return of Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals that's I've basically forgotten when I'm even doing here.
Beau: Awards Show, Year 5, Page 17
Bo: Right. Got it.

 

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: And now, for my favorite part of the ceremony, the Fan-Fiction awards! Here’s Zoe!

(ZOE comes onstage) (Applause)

ZOE: (laughing) Hi, everyone! I’m so glad to be here! It’s not every day you get ot hand out awards to great people like you! Even my pet rock, Rocco, is in attendance!

(camera cuts to Rocco in the audience wearing a bow tie)

ZOE: (laughs) And now I’m here to present the award for Fan-Fiction Writer of the Year! The “Platinum Pen or Keyboard” award! Here are the writers!
White Rabbit
Winslow Leach
RedPiggy
theprawncracker
Redsonga
And the winner is… theprawncracker! Yaaaaaaaaaay! Oh that’s great!

ANNOUNCER: theprawncracker is deeply moved. He couldn’t have done this without his one and only half, Lisa, his other only half, Layla, his best buddy, Beau, his number one reader, Ed, his other readers, Beth, Caitlyn, Ailie, Arianne, and everyone else! He also pays the announcer very well to say this.

 

[RedPiggy]

*whispers to The Count*
Who do you think the nurse is complaining about in my last chap?

(edit)
Great job, prawnie!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<applauds mightily> YEAH, PRAWNIE! ! ! THAT'S my other Half! ...Congrats on the other awards, too, dear.

 

[The Count]

*Whispering back: Erm, ishkibibble? *o Is that the new Tiny Zoe up there? Mmm, not sure how people will react to that. Oh, and can we get update to story please?
*Snuggles back with Sanguina—though she could be thought of as a "Jessica Rabat" for those who don't know her from before in one of BeakerSqueedom's Muppet creations threads.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Oh! Fleet Scribbler! *a fleet of ships filled with crayons pass through the theatre* Well that was surprising...
Beau: Congreatjob Prawnie!
Bobo: Ooh, crayons...
Bo: Does Zoe look smaller than usual to anyone else?
Bobo: Maybe you're bigger...
Bo: I should diet more...

 

[RedPiggy]

Okay, I have to ask:

I get Beau, and I get Bobo ... who is Bo?

 

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: So… Lisa… (innocent eyes) Does that make me King now? MWoO ha ha ha! (clears throat) Anyway! Here’s Boober!

(BOOBER Fraggle sulks out onstage) (Applause)

BOOBER: Uch, I’m sorry about this, everyone… but I’m not feeling well and—(BOOBER begins to shake) (BOOBER separates in two)

SIDEBOTTOM: Hahaha! Hi, everybody! It’s your old pal, Sidebottom! Remember me? HA HA!

BOOBER: Oh no… (groans)

SIDEBOTTOM: Oh, yes, Booby, baby! It’s all me! And we’re presenting this award together!

BOOBER: Uch, fine… Here are the contenders for “Book of Tears” the Saddest Fan-Fiction of the Year…
Amazon? Moi? by TogetherAgain
Rock and Rain by Redsonga
Perfect Harmony by theprawncracker
Change of Heart by TogetherAgain
And the winner of the saddest Fan-Fiction is… Amazon? Moi? by TogetherAgain. …That doesn’t sound sad. (shrug) Oh well. You’re turn!

SIDEBOTTOM: That was terrible, Boober! Come on! Do it like this! SIDEBOTTOM HERE! I’m here to tell you the winner of “The Fozzie Bear Funny Stuff Award” for FUNNIEST Fan-Fiction of the Year! Ha ha ha! Here are the contenders!
Sweeny Lefty by Winslow Leach
Don’t You Forget About Me by WhiteRabbit
The Super Goofs! by Super Scooter
Weddings Are Disastrous by theprawncracker
The Legend of Wilkins and Wontkins by Winslow Leach
Muppets of the Caribbean by Super Scooter
And the winner is… Weddings Are Disastrous by theprawncracker! ! ! HOO HOO! Congratulations!

BOOBER: (groans) Can you just get back in now?

ANNOUNCER: Amazon? Moi? is the most recent fan-fiction by TogetherAgain, still left mostly unfinished. Weddings Are Disastrous was the second in a three part series by theprawncracker, starting with Men Are Pigs, winner of last year’s Funniest Fan-Fiction Award.

 

[Beauregard]

(Oh oh oh! Official explanation time When I joined the Dorms and had Beau as my roommate, I had to use someone other than "Beau" as my own nickname, so we went with Bo {Which was something that Ed used to call me all the time anyway} So there's very little difference in the name/sound but there is that distinction. So Bo is me, Beau is Beauregard Muppet, Bobo is Bobo, Bean is Bean, Beauregard the Janitor is from T*K*O, Father Moppet is from The Moppet Family, King Agrippa is from when I terrorised the boards illegally, Susan is from The Moppet Family, and...Little Matt is a younger version of me from an old fanfic by Effy. Hope that helps! I think those are the only alternate version of myself running around these boards...)

Bo: Hang on...if she's Queen and you're King...I need to get my cow costume on again...
Beau: Oh boy...
Bobo: Congratulations on making us cry, Lisa.
Beau: And laugh, Prawnie.
Bo: And laugh AT Prawnie.

 

[The Count]

*Whispering to Kelly: Bo is him, the MC member himself. That's what we call him... Though it's just as confusing anyway.