The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: Quick! To the cute bunkers! It’s Elmo!

(ELMO comes onstage) (Uproarious applause)

ELMO: (laughs) Hi, everybody! Elmo is so happy to be here! Elmo flew in all the way from Sesame Street to be here—and boy, are Elmo’s arms tired! …That joke was from Mister Fozzie, so don’t blame Elmo! Elmo is here to present the award for “Fighting the Good Fight.” Elmo didn’t know there was such a thing as a good fight! Gordon always told Elmo that all fighting is bad! Who writes this stuff anyway? Huh. Well this award goes to the Most Optimistic Muppet Fan! And here are the contenders!
theprawncracker
heralde
frogboy4
dwayne1115
stephenjilizard
And the winner is… theprawncracker! Yaaaaaaaaaay!

ANNOUNCER: theprawncracker would like to thank the Muppets for continuing to produce things that are worth being optimistic about.

 

[Teheheman]

Well, I hate to say this, but it looks like my dirty campaigning REALLY didn't work. Dangnabit, I'll have to try something else next time. Blackmail works, maybe extorshion(sp?)

Daniel

 

[RedPiggy]

*admires awards*

Hey! Wait a minute! Just because I'm 4'10", the hosts on my awards have to be the SMALL ones?

*walks up to Jareth and slaps him*

Jareth: What was THAT for?

Me: Come on, Hoggle?

Jareth: You stick me with the Queen of Trash, who nags me all day long, and you wanted the award to come from yours truly? Surely you jest.... Admit it, you like Hoggle better than me.

Me: Well, you got a point. He's not nearly the kind of jerk you are, who'd let a little thing like "I'm not a Jareth-Sarah shipper" get in the way of a good time.

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: *applauding greatly and with much bashing together of graters*
Bo: There have been times when I was sure that Prawnie was single-handedly keeping the Muppet dream alive...It's so good that now we can look around MC and see so MANY people re-enthused for the Muppet Future!
Bean: CUTE PARTY! *joins Elmo on stage*

(EDIT: RedPiggy...You set Jareth up with the Queen of Trash? I think my imagination just skipped off the radar with that meeting of the two sexiest of the Jim Henson Companys creations)

 

[The Count]

Not only does Kermie's Girl, the fanfic not the member, illustrate it... But it's sorely in need of updating! ! ! !

*Overhears Kelly's comments. Wha huh? Where zat? Must've missed reading that one. *Applauds for Ailie an Ru.

 

[theprawncracker]

(SHERLOCK HEMLOCK walks onstage peering through his magnifying glass)

SHERLOCK HEMLOCK: Egads! Would you look at that! It appears I’ve discovered a large gathering of… of weirdoes! I say! You! You out there! One of you point me in the direction of your smartest weirdo! I must have an intelligent conversation with someone! Hmm… what’s this? The “Encyclopedia Red and Fat Blue” award for Most Knowledgeable Member of All Things Henson? That does sound promising!
frogboy4
The Count
GelflingWaldo
Drtooth
stephenjilizard
And it appears that the Most Knowledgeable is… GelflingWaldo! Now… where can I speak with this fellow?

ANNOUNCER: This is GelflingWaldo’s second win of the night. Now, everyone, go check out The Muppet Newsflash!

 

[RedPiggy]

*whispers to Beauregard*
You really MUST read Comeback, then. I think that's why on ff.net, I see that readers drop off when they realize Sarah and Jareth ... never mind.

I'm NOTHING if not nonlinear in my thinking ... and I haven't even SEEN that movie.

*finds The Count*
You DO remember Act 4 of Comeback, right?

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *still at home, still with newspaper* Oh maybe I should check out the newsflash...*acts surprised when newspaper catches alight and explodes in a giant flashball of fire*

(Congrats on being Knowledgable!)

 

[The Count]

*Whispering to Kelly... Um, I was distracted with Diamond Ring and its connections? *Hears Gelfling get the Encyclopedia award. Aw, that's both of my mainstay awards gone. Oh well, at least dorms reigns supreme, And I did get the mod squad one too.

 

[theprawncracker]

(MOKEY Fraggle comes onstage cheerfully)

MOKEY: Oh, hello everyone! I hope you’re all having a good time! I know I am! It’s so interesting taking notes on you silly creatures! And, boy, are you silly! Anyway! I’m here to present the “Andre the Artist” award for Favorite Fan Artist. Someone who uses his or her talent to beautifully render the Muppets! And here are the contenders…
Vic Romano
Oscarfan
Kermiebaby47
MUPPETMONKEY
lowercasegods
And the winner is… Vic Romano! Oh! Congratulations!

ANNOUNCER: Vic has now won this award four out of five years of the MC Awards.