The corny joke thread

[Winslow Leach]

#1: My dog has no nose!

#2: How does he smell?

#1: Awful!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One of them was a salted.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Shoe one: You have a foot in your mouth!
Shoe two: Yeah, I heard it's good for the sole!

 

[Beakerfan]

What do you call a vegetable who sings?

Elvis Parsley

 

[Winslow Leach]

What do you call a vegetable who sings?

Elvis Parsley

Don't forget the leader of The Beatles...

John Lemon

 

[MartyMuppets]

What is the most difficult thing for Dracula to do?
Have a shave since a vampire cannot cast any reflection in a mirror.

 

[Oscarfan]

Bumpin' up this old thread with new corney joke.

How many nuns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


NUN!

{boos and food peltings}

 

[Colbynfriends]

that was funny, or should i say "Punny"
i know that was bad, but maybe this is better
Why are janitors so lazy?
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2
3
Because they "sweep" on the job.
(does a bad fozzie inpression) AAAAA, funny, funny

 

[Elwood Blues]

Here's a joke I heard 5 years ago or so:

What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?

































































































A cactus has little pricks on the outside, and a school bus has little pricks on the inside

 

[Kiki]

Do ho ho!
I love that! I've actually heard of a similar one, only instead it's a... certain brand of car.
I'm trying to think of s'more corny jokes... hmmm.