A lady goes into a petshop and starts looking around. Soon, she comes across this parrot, who looks her straight in the eye and says, "You're ugly."
The woman is naturally offended, but not wanting to make a scene, continues to meander around, looking at other animals. Before long, though, she realizes that the parrot has followed her. He lands on her shoulder and says, "You're ugly."
The woman is really getting annoyed now, but still wants to be civil, so she waves the parrot off and goes to look at some puppies. But the parrot lands on the puppy pen and once again says, "You're ugly."
The woman has had enough, so she goes to the owner to complain. The owner apologizes, marches over to the parrot and snatches him up. "Listen, buster, you can't keep on insulting my customers!" he says. "If you say that one more time, I'm frying you for dinner. Got it?" The parrot says, "Okay."
So the woman is feeling a little relieved, and she continues looking around the petshop. The parrot, however, is still following her, and lands on a shelf just above her head. She looks up and asks, "What?"
And the parrot says, "You know what."
The woman is naturally offended, but not wanting to make a scene, continues to meander around, looking at other animals. Before long, though, she realizes that the parrot has followed her. He lands on her shoulder and says, "You're ugly."
The woman is really getting annoyed now, but still wants to be civil, so she waves the parrot off and goes to look at some puppies. But the parrot lands on the puppy pen and once again says, "You're ugly."
The woman has had enough, so she goes to the owner to complain. The owner apologizes, marches over to the parrot and snatches him up. "Listen, buster, you can't keep on insulting my customers!" he says. "If you say that one more time, I'm frying you for dinner. Got it?" The parrot says, "Okay."
So the woman is feeling a little relieved, and she continues looking around the petshop. The parrot, however, is still following her, and lands on a shelf just above her head. She looks up and asks, "What?"
And the parrot says, "You know what."