The corny joke thread

[Winslow Leach]

The invisible man goes to the doctor's office. He signs in and sits down in the waiting room. Finally the doctor comes out.

"Next!" says the doctor.

"He's right over there," says the nurse.

The doctor peers into the waiting room.

"Tell him I can't see him!" says the doc.

 

[Beakerfan]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?"

Hey! I resemble that joke! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.....

Sorry...

Most of my family & friends will tell you that when they think of me, they think of clowns.

 

[Pork]

Hey! I resemble that joke! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.....

Sorry...

Most of my family & friends will tell you that when they think of me, they think of clowns.

at least they don't think of you as a cannibal!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Cannibal chiefs chew Camembert cheese, 'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky...

 

[Winslow Leach]

Hey! I resemble that joke! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.....

Sorry...

Most of my family & friends will tell you that when they think of me, they think of clowns.

Hmmmmm...veddy interesting!

Woo-woo-woo!

(that was my Curly impression, ya see...um...yeah...)

 

[Beakerfan]

Why don't you be quiet! (Moe, and no I didn't really mean that!)

Yeah... clowns and I have gone practically hand in hand since I was about six.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Why don't you be quiet! (Moe, and no I didn't really mean that!)

Why I oughta...

 

[Winslow Leach]

A cop pulls a car over. When the driver asks why he has been stopped, the cop points to a dog sitting in the passenger seat."Does your dog have a license?" asks the cop."No," says the driver. "He doesn't need one.""Yes he does," says the cop."But," says the driver, "I always do all the driving!"

 

[Winslow Leach]

An artist is approached by the gallery owner who tells him, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 20 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," exclaimed the artist. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor."

 

[Katzi428]

What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?











Tooth hurty! (2:30!)