The corny joke thread

[Winslow Leach]

I think it is time to leave whale enough alone.

Rully! I'm getting such a haddock!

 

[Winslow Leach]

You think we should wave goodbye to this topic? I simply will not sand for that!

Yeah...I think we're starting to flounder!

 

[peyjenk]

I just don't think most gulls and buoys would get jokes like this, that's all.

 

[Winslow Leach]

I think we should just clam up!

 

[Beauregard]

Well, I still have a few to shell out.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Well, I still have a few to shell out.

Don't shrimp on details! Do tell!

 

[Winslow Leach]

I feel like such a prawn in the game of life!

 

[peyjenk]

I guess you just can't tell your friends from your anemones anymore.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Suppose someone attempts to pirate this thread, for their own shellfish porpoises?

 

[peyjenk]

Suppose someone attempts to pirate this thread, for their own shellfish porpoises?

I can't stand even herring someone say that!