Statler & Waldorf quotes...

[Gonzo14]

Fozzie: Hey Guys You want to see my New Act

Statler: We'd Love to See Your Act

Waldorf: In Fact we'd Hate to Miss your Act

Statler: In Fact we'd Love to Hate your Act

FROM: MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS

 

[Muppet Junkie]

S: "You Old Fool! You slept through the show!"
W: "Who's the fool, YOU WATCHED IT?!"

(Both laugh)

 

[Whatever]

I like "We're Marley and Marley" from MCC. I doubt those two will ever die, but if they do they will return as ghosts to continue heckling! The perfect part for them, even if it doesn't follow the original CC!

 

[ooteghd]

let's hear the quotes again !

Somebody knows where I can HEAR these quotes again? Are there any audio-fragments online? I searched but i don't find.
Thanx a lot
David

 

[rowf2755]

Game Comment

I have a muppet game and it's The Muppets: On With The Show! and after kermit's banjo bayo seranade


S: "There's nothing like good music."

W: "And that was nothing like good music"

I just like to play that comment.

 

[Philip Kippel]

Some Statler & Waldorf quotes that I like:

From Muppet*Vision 3D:

Fozzie: How did you get here?
Waldorf: We entered a contest.
Statler: Yeah! We lost!

From The Muppet Show with Dudley Moore:

(after "She Loves You")
Waldorf: Seeing a number like that always makes me nostalgic.
Statler: Oh, yeah? Nostalgic for what?
Waldorf: D.D.T.

(during closing theme)
Statler: So, they blew up half the theater.
Waldorf: Well, at least they blew up the right half.
Both: THEIRS!

From The Muppet Show with Kenny Rogers:

(during the theme song)
Both (singing): Why don't they make things funny?

(during closing theme)
Waldorf: (notices Statler wearing a hardhat) What's the hardhat for?
Statler: I wanna be ready in case they start throwing pigs at us again!

From The Muppet Show with Paul Simon:

(after "Baby Driver")
Waldorf: Something should be done about those baby drivers.
Statler: Do you think they should be booked?
Waldorf: No! Burped!

From The Muppet Show with Joel Grey:

(after "Wilkommen")
Waldorf: Another star in the tradition of the late great Boris Klinger.
Statler: Boris Klinger? Why you old fool! Boris Klinger was the worst music hall act to ever step onto the stage!
Waldorf: In your opinion maybe, but more than 2,000 people attended his final performance.
Statler: Yes, yes. Half of them brought the tar and the rest brought the feathers!

From The Muppet Show with Bob Hope:

(during closing theme)
Waldorf: Doesn't Bob Hope usually sing "Thanks for the Memories"?
Statler: Why would he want to remember this?

I might post more some other time.

Bye now.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Nothing can bring me to happy quicker than Stadler and Wardorf.

 

[Beth C]

This may be a little late.. but...

Somebody knows where I can HEAR these quotes again? Are there any audio-fragments online? I searched but i don't find.
Thanx a lot
David

Statler/Waldorf

~Beth C

 

[Drtooth]

From the Muppetism


S: I went snowboarding yesterday!

W: That's nothing! I cut fiber out of my diet!

S: GOOD GRIEF! You're a mad man!

W: That's right! Eat my dust!

S: If you were any older, you'd be dust!

 

[Mickey Moose]

S: Does this show constitute as cruelty to animals
W: Not unless they're watching it.

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S: They don't write the old songs anymore.
W: Nope, they just write new ones

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W: Wake me when the show starts
S: It's already been on a while.
W: Oh, wake me when it's over.

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(Gonzo asks for volunteer to be hypnotized into lifting 5000 lb weight)
Gonzo: It's just a question of mind over matter.
W: That's right, you don't mind and we don't matter.
Gonzo: You'll live to regret this.
S: We intend to.
Gonzo: I don't understand you people. Immortality is up for grabs. But you don't deserve it.
W: No but you do.

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W: I love French singing.
S: I love French Fries.
W: French Fries? I don't get it.
S: Well you didn't order any.

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(Gonzo doing his motorcycle act)
Gonzo: I can assure you, you'll be in no danger.
S: Your right.
W: We'll be in Chicago.

(Gonzo attempts the motorcycle act again)
S: We're not afraid, we know Gonzo.
W: If at first you don't succeed, fail fail again.

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