I am hearing pretty awful stuff about cat in the Hat...
You thought the Gigli reviews were bad... here's a taste of what one critic said:
"The first thought I had after gasping for breath at the end of this dissaster was that if this 6 foot red and white hat wearing cat were to make a deposit in the little box, it would be a prettier site than this piece of crap."
the review was abosulutely the nastiest thing I've ever heard. I've been hearing a lot of bad stuff about it, and every D*** one of them true!
Poor Dr. Seuss