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My true love unleashed...

JaniceFerSure

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*high-5ing DanDan*


Dee: So Uncle D,what's it like to be dancing with-- *noticing empty arms* Hey,Gonzo!

Gonzo: *rushing up to Dee and knocking her over* You called?

Dee: *standing* Would you join me in a twirl around the dance floor?

Gonzo: I'll twirl you like a whirling dervish. *twirl*
 

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me: Animal can I call you... Ani?

Anakin Skywalker: You called my dear?

me: ...um... no I said, and ... that is... um...

Anakin: Hey you are not Padme! You traitor! I shall strike you down with my light saber!

ANIMAL: EAT LIGHT SABER!!! HAAAAAA!!! *eats light saber*

*Anakin runs for the hills.... um... runs for the stars... ehh...*
 

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Me: Rowlf, will you dip me?
Rowlf: Sure!
Me: Yea!
Rowlf: Am I dipping you in ranch or salsa?
 

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Hilda: Ryan, why don't I make you a sandwich?

Me: Sure Hida that would be great!

Hilda: Wonderful! *two giant pieces of bread fall on top of me* There, now you're a sandwich!

Me: Thanks...
 

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Mildred: This talk of food is alluring.
Me: The food is quite alluring yes.

A sexy muppet made of food in a slinky red dress passes

Mildred: *slap*
 

TogetherAgain

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<slips in>
Hm... well... let's see... Rowlf's with Beth... Miss Piggy's here, so Kermit's off limits... well, there's always... he's a little young, but... well... um...
<walks to corner of the room>
Hey Robin.

Robin: Oh, hi Lisa!

Wanna dance?

Robin: Well- I'd love to, but- Uncle Kermit doesn't want me in At the Dance sketches...

Oh don't worry about it. This is just a thread for Beau to proclaim his love for Mildred.

Robin: Oh. Okay!
 

theprawncracker

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Hilda: Isn't he a little young to be dating?

Me: Aren't you a little old to still be walking?

Hilda: I'm only 35!

Me: Around the waist maybe...
 

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*Cries in the corner*

Me: Mr.Lonely.. He's mister lonely..
 

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Mildred: Would you look at that, the two old foggies have joined that guy in the corner over there.
Me: But they can hardly dance.
Mildred: As can't you I see....Ouw my toe!
 

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Me: Great the only two female partners left are the loud-mouthd "career gal" and animal's former date, what shall I do?
Guru: (who'se also standing next to the wall) Well, pick Animal's ex first and then take the other.
Me: Why?
Guru: Well, after enough "One Two Three, Dipping" you should be deaf enough to stand the other girl's voice.
Me: (sarcastically) Boy, that deductive reasoning shows why they call you the Guru.
Guru: (missing the sarcasm completely) Exactly.


(Just wanted to throw one of my new favorite obscure Muppets into this, plus putting in another "At The Dance" regulars at the time)
 
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