My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Me: Mildred, let's twirl towards the drinks, shall we.
Mildred: Why, they are twirling towards us.
Drinks: *twirls past*
Me: Weird...

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Hiding behind trash can now) Psst! Hey Beau, pass me a drink!

 

[Beauregard]

Me: *shh, D'Snowth I was about to do something romantic!*
Mildred: *intake of breath* And what is that?
Me: On second thoughts, I'll get D'Snowth a drink.

 

[Beauregard]

BTW, I started this thread as a one-post joke about loving Mildred...how did it get to be a hot topic with 9 pages and 122 posts???

 

[D'Snowth]

It's like I said yesterday, everyone was just hovering over it and making new posts every single minute!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

*Dee feels a hand touch her shoulder*

Dee: (turning around) Oh,hello Uncle Deadly.

U.Deadly: Evening Miss Dee,may I have this dance?

Dee: Dr. Teeth,would you mind if I danced with U. Deadly?

Dr. Teeth: No probs dearest Dee.*dips Dee* I shall take a raincheck on another round 'round the dance floor.She's all your Deadly. *leaves the dance floor*

U.Deadly: So,Dee what's it like dancing with a Phantom?

Dee: Phantomagorical.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hilda: Ryan, aren't your feet getting tired from all this dancing?

Me: Yeah, my feet always get tired when I type with them.

 

[Krazedmuppet]

BTW, I started this thread as a one-post joke about loving Mildred...how did it get to be a hot topic with 9 pages and 122 posts???

I dont know, some times you hit the big one, the jackpot. it was genious.

 

[ryhoyarbie]

I'd say you're weird, but who on this forum isn't weird

I'm pretty sane. Or am I just saying that to fool you? Hmm......

ryan

 

[MrsPepper]

Me: This is fun, but I'm not very funny!
Floyd: That's okay. That's why Beau is here.
Me: To crack jokes?
Floyd: Naw man, to crack mirrors. His face will crack anything up!


((HOMG that was me trying to finally be funny but that was just MEAN!! **hugs Beau** I'm leaving now))