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My true love unleashed...

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Me: Mildred, shall we take a turn around the dance floor?
Mildred: With your dancing ability, this could be a turn for the worst.
Me: Was that funny?
 

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JaniceFerSure said:
Dee: Dr. Teeth,would you mind if I danced with U. Deadly?

Dr. Teeth: No probs dearest Dee.*dips Dee* I shall take a raincheck on another round 'round the dance floor.She's all your Deadly. *leaves the dance floor*
Good lord, Dee!! High 5, sister!!
 

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*sees Rowlf sitting off on the sidelines*
Me: Rowlf, I notice you're always dancing with this redhead, which must mean you have a thing for redheads, and well...I'm a redhead, so will you dance with me?
Rowlf:Sure, there's just one thing.
Me: What's that?
Rowlf: Dogs are color blind!
Me: Oh, well, um, let's dance!
 

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Mildred: What would you say if I asked the questian?
Me: I'd say, "Yes, I'd love to."
Mildred: Can you show me the way to the bathrooms?
Me: *sigh* Yes, I'd love to....
 

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Me: :sing: Caaan you feeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiiiight

ANIMAL: *choir* TWO NIIIIGHTS!

me: It is wheeeeeeeere we aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare...

Animal: V R!!!

me: Oh Animal. This is perfect. Absolutly perfect.

Animal: PURE FACT!!!! PURE FACT!!!

me: You have such a way with words... um... sounds!
 

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Walks in alone.

Me:I'm such a loser, I came stag.

Admiring the general chaos.
 

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Mildred: What is the first thing you thought when you saw me?
Me: I thought who is that looovely woman in red, and, oh look, there's Mildred behind her.
 

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Me: The first thing I thought when I saw you Animal was "Who is that handsome, charming, cute, sexy, lovely, hot, wonderful, irresistible beast over there..."
What was the first thing you thought when you first saw me?

Animal: .... WOMAN!!! WOOOMAAAN!!!
 

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Me: Why Rowlf, you dance so well, I feel like I'm dancing on air!
Rowlf: That's because you're standing on my feet
Me: I'm sorry!
Rowlf: That's ok, I've got four of them!
 

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Mildred: Thank you for bringing me here, I had a smashing time.
Me: *hits into teh chadelier, and knocks it down*
Mildred: And so have you I see.
 
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