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My true love unleashed...

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Me: Animal! If you were to choose between me and a very old and gross dishcloth which hadn't been used for 39 years what would you choose?

Animal: ME!!! ME!!!

Me: I knew you'd say that sweet Anima... wait a sec... um...?
 

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Me: Why diod you choose me?
Mildred: I wanted a man who was hansome, yet swath, smart, yet sexy, intelligent and kind, gentle and manly.
Me: Wow...
Mildred: But Link was taken, so I took you instead.
 

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Me: Well you know what? They think they know what fun is.. I'll show them fun..

*Walks over to punch bowl*

*Wild cackle*
 

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Me: Let's go outside for a while, the stars should be really pretty tonight.

*Goes outside*

Me: Oh my gosh! The stars are so bright tonight! So bright and beautiful and ... and... and this is so romantic...

Animal: *Eating fence*

Me: ...

You eat fences in such a lovely way!!!
 

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Gonzo: So Dee,what do you think about fungus?

Dee: I don't regularly Gonzo,but have eating some from time to time.

*a mushroom enters the dance floor & chomps on Dee insulted,walking away*

Dee: *looks into camera* Well,that's a first.
 

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Mildred: Feels we've been dancing for a year...
Me: We have, Kermit can't think of a way to get us back into teh regular show...
Mildred: Oh, I see... *keeps dancing*
 

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Robin: What's your biggest fear?
Me: Turning into peanut butter. I eat it all the time.
<a huge jar of peanut butter walks by and tries to eat me.>
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <runs off, peanut butter chases.>
Robin: Gee, maybe Uncle Kermit doesn't want me in At the Dance sketches for a reason.
 

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Me: Hilda, I think Drake is going to spike the punch.
Hilda: Oh dear, we better go investegate.
(We dance over to the punch bowl and Hilda pours herself a glass)
Hilda: Oh no, he did!(She pulls a porcupine out of her glass)
 

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DanDan: It's been a while since we said anything
Me: Yes
DanDan: Should we..say something now?
Me: Let's not
DanDan: Quite
 

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Mildred: Television holds so much trash these days...
Me: Why do you suppose I come out dancing so much?
(A televsion dances by, spewing trash over Mildred and me)
 
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