Muppets Big Brother

[Beauregard]

Hold ourselves for the next task? Oh my...*crosses legs* I sure hope I can hold it...well..maybe he didn't, that is, Right, anyone for a game of scrabble?

Bea{Grrrrr, Miss Bear is soo hard to do!!!}regard

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother.

The following housemates remain in the house:

Fozzie's Mother – Beauregard
Pepe - BEAR
Rowlf – theprawncracker
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer

Here is this week’s task. The task is entitled “Muppet Picture Gallery.”

This task requires that housemates create a self-portrait in the style of a famous painting as follows:

Fozzie's Mother in the style of “Whistlers Mother”
Pepe in the style of “Van Gogh’s Self Portrait”
Rowlf in the style of “The Laughing Cavalier”
Sam the Eagle in the style of “The Scream”

Housemates may draw or paint the pictures then transfer them to computer, use “Paint” or a similar program or even do a “cut-and-paste” collage using pictures of themselves and even the original artwork.*

Housemates without the facility to host images should contact Little Brother for advice in this department.

Little Brother wishes the housemates good luck in their task and has provided canvases and palettes for the artists as well as berets without one false ear so that they may dress up as Van Gogh.

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By "original artwork Little Brother does not mean that housemates should steal the actual paintings and cut them up just to complete this task - keen as you all are!

 

[Beauregard]

Oh my holly and ivy sticks! This sure looks like abiut of jolly fun!

*grabs paintbrush*

*stares blankly*

*runs to diary room*

Oh, Little Brother, little brother, I am confused, can we use the original pictures and cut those to stick up together with us'is??

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother.

Housemates may use duplicates of the paintings to make a collage along with pictures of themselves if they wish.

 

[Beauregard]

EB to LB, come in LB.

I gotta painting I know you'll looooove to see...Well, it could be worse...

 

[That Announcer]

I must increase my artistic ability. Unless I can match Rudolf Nureyev's paintings, I'll never do anything! What? He's a... ballet dancer? Oh well, culture is culture. Let me work on this.

...

Oh, Little Brother? Here is an astoundingly cultural and American work of art that well represents me and my artistic talents. I'm sure you'll be impressed.
http://www.freewebs.com/thatannouncer/samscream.JPG

Nice, isn't it?

 

[theprawncracker]

Whoa! That's a wierd paintin' for a dog to be in! Oh well better get started...*gets on computer* Here's paint, and here's the picture...

*2 hours later*

Phew...I'm done...Here ya go Little Bro!

http://photobucket.com/albums/y162/theprawncracker/
(It's in my album somewhere, just scroll down, and it should be there!)

So Pepe, you wanna go relax in the hot tub? My dogs are killin' me!

 

[BEAR]

Whoa! That's a wierd paintin' for a dog to be in! Oh well better get started...*gets on computer* Here's paint, and here's the picture...

*2 hours later*

Phew...I'm done...Here ya go Little Bro!

http://photobucket.com/albums/y162/theprawncracker/
(It's in my album somewhere, just scroll down, and it should be there!)

So Pepe, you wanna go relax in the hot tub? My dogs are killin' me!

(to Rowlf) Si si, okay. So let me ask you, Raul... (as they head to the tub) what do jou think of Maria, okay?

 

[theprawncracker]

ooc: BEAR you're really making my day with all these references! Thank you so much!!!

Rowlf: Maria? Isn't she married to some guy on Sesame Street? I don' know, she looks like she might be able to fix my toaster...Or mail some of my packages.

 

[BEAR]

ooc: BEAR you're really making my day with all these references! Thank you so much!!!

Rowlf: Maria? Isn't she married to some guy on Sesame Street? I don' know, she looks like she might be able to fix my toaster...Or mail some of my packages.

Oh, you mean Luis? I dunno...I heard he was gay...(long pause)...What? Apparantly everyone is gay around here, okay. But I don't believe it! Not me, not Pepe! Filthy rumors.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah...Maria. Oh, she is so hot! She melts my soul into enchiladas rancheros, okay. But here is my problem, i am caught in a triangle. I keep getting calls from that fuzzy blue girl. Jou know, de one with de wings, but now she doesn't have wings, but sometimes she does but people insist she doesnt...I dunno, I only catch de reruns, okay.