Muppets Big Brother

[BEAR]

(in convulsions) Oh my! A show featuring the prawn, the bear AND the weirdo? Our so-ci-e-ty is most certainly doomed!

(OOC: Bryan, your Pepe is AMAZING. It's exactly like Bill would perform him!)

(ooc-Thanks, Announcer! That means a lot. That was really fun to write. Its amazing how once I started I just kept on going like Pepe just took over. I kept reading it over and over in the Pepe voice to see if it sounded right. I am very proud of this one. A lot of people when they try to write Pepe insist on putting the "okay" after every sentence which is not how he talks. Also I play around with not only the words he uses but also how he says things and how he elongates words. Your Sam is pretty funny too.)

 

[G-MAN]

(OOC, sorry I never got it in there, my computer went down again and after waiting several days for the new parts to come in so we could get it repaired we decided to get a new computer, and we just got it set up a little bit ago)

Rizzo:Oh, the pizza was good... what I overslept? I missed two people leaving?? Now I'm the only one up for eviction??? Oh crud.

 

[BEAR]

(OOC, sorry I never got it in there, my computer went down again and after waiting several days for the new parts to come in so we could get it repaired we decided to get a new computer, and we just got it set up a little bit ago)

Rizzo:Oh, the pizza was good... what I overslept? I missed two people leaving?? Now I'm the only one up for eviction??? Oh crud.

Don't worry, amigo. Jou es safe with me, okay.

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother

Little Brother did not say that Rizzo the Rat was the only housemate up for eviction.

Little Brother said that housemates who did not complete last weeks task would be up for eviction in addition to the most nominated other housemates.

 

[BEAR]

This is Little Brother

Little Brother did not say that Rizzo the Rat was the only housemate up for eviction.

Little Brother said that housemates who did not complete last weeks task would be up for eviction in addition to the most nominated other housemates.

Sooo...who is up for de chopping block, Mr. Out-Of-Nowhere-Creepy-Voice-Of-God-Man?

 

[That Announcer]

Well, I can only hope that it's YOU!

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo;That's great. (To Sam) Same goes to you baldy, Hehe

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother.

Thank you housemates for making your nominations for eviction.

The following housemates are up for eviction:

Fozzie's Mother - Beauregard
Pepe - BEAR
Rizzo the Rat - G-MAN
Rowlf – theprawncracker
Sam the Eagle - That Announcer

Could housemates and viewers please vote on which housemate they wish to evict from the house.

 

[That Announcer]

Rizzo;That's great. (To Sam) Same goes to you baldy, Hehe

WHAT? Why, you miserable lowlife! I'll make sure that you... oh no, I'm up for eviction, too! (pulls a cellphone out of his suitcase)

Mr. Bush, you've got to get me out of this! (pause) The line went dead. Strange...

 

[Beauregard]

*calmly pulls out knitting needles, and starts threatening anyone who votes her....with the threat of making a badly stuffed, badly shapped wool version of themselves and gettign it hosted in an art gallery*