Muppets Big Brother

[theprawncracker]

Hey guys, I messed up with the link to my picture, so here's the correct one,

http://photobucket.com/albums/y162/theprawncracker/?action=view&current=16nolaug.jpg

Sorry 'bout that.

 

[BEAR]

Hmm...I see jou are speechless. Me too. It really es so hard to make sense over, okay. It is so hard to be in my position. (dramatic violin music starts to play) I mean, I try to please everyone, but jou just can't. (dramatic soap opera pose; then the music comes to a screeching stop and he breaks away from it) Ah, well. What's for dinner?

 

[That Announcer]

Hmmph. You... are all... WEIRDOS! Now I'm going to partake of some Robert Frost, so don't bother me. (heads off to room)

 

[BEAR]

That bird really needs to pull the Liberty Bell out of his--HONK!! (a Honker pops up for a second and "honks" out the next word about to come out of Pepe's mouth.)

 

[That Announcer]

That bird really needs to pull the Liberty Bell out of his--HONK!! (a Honker pops up for a second and "honks" out the next word about to come out of Pepe's mouth.)

(Sam, not having quite reached the room yet, stops dead in his tracks and then swivels around) WHAT? Why, you little un-American infidel! We'll just have to see about you! Perhaps the bear might assist me in giving you a little bit of CUL-ture! Harrumph! (heads into room and slams door)

(OOC: Laughed my (HONK) off, Bryan! Keep it coming!)

 

[BEAR]

(Sam, not having quite reached the room yet, stops dead in his tracks and then swivels around) WHAT? Why, you little un-American infidel! We'll just have to see about you! Perhaps the bear might assist me in giving you a little bit of CUL-ture! Harrumph! (heads into room and slams door)

(OOC: Laughed my (HONK) off, Bryan! Keep it coming!)

(ooc: Yeah, I was hesitating whether I should write that or not. I really wanted Pepe to finally make some kind of snide comment at Sam's expense, and I tried to find a way to cut him off from saying something totally inappropriate. I thought that would be the best way, even though we all know what Pepe was about to say without having to actually say it. Thanks to the Honker for his assistance.)

(under his breath) we need to find him a girlfriend, okay. Sheesh.

 

[That Announcer]

(Sam pops his head out the door) I heard that! Nosir, I am only dedicated to serving my country and making you WEIRDOS cultural.

(pause)

You know, I am married, but we're separated. My wife, she flew the coop.

 

[BEAR]

(sarcastic) Riiiiiight...and Miss Piggy es de next Top Model, okay. (nudging Rowlf) Hehehehe!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Rowlf: Good one. Oh um...Sorry Sam. So any way Pepe you better hurry up with that paintin' of yours, or you'll be out of here faster than you can recite the alphabet is Spanish. Or did Rosita already teach ya that on one of your dates? *laughs* I'm just kiddin' buddy. You wanna head out to the hot tub?

 

[BEAR]

Rowlf: Good one. Oh um...Sorry Sam. So any way Pepe you better hurry up with that paintin' of yours, or you'll be out of here faster than you can recite the alphabet is Spanish. Or did Rosita already teach ya that on one of your dates? *laughs* I'm just kiddin' buddy. You wanna head out to the hot tub?

Dios mio! De paintingk! How much time do I have, okay?